Douchectomy
Douchectomy by Paigeyloo April 7, 2009
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Douchectomy
The surgical removal of douchebaggery from an infected individual. This procedure is very risky and is typically performed only in emergencies; in severe cases where the douchebaggery has had time to metastasize the operation is often fatal.
"Listen guys, I know it's bad, but it's just too late! If we give him a douchectomy now it's going to kill him: the disease has spread so far that there won't be anything left you can see without a microscope!
....Hell, maybe that ain't so bad."
....Hell, maybe that ain't so bad."
Douchectomy by Southern Geologist October 12, 2016
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doucherectomy
When one attempts to reinvent oneself in the hope of excising or removing one's douche-like qualities
Chris: Mike is such a shitpile. I can't handle it anymore.
Kevin: I don't know, he'd probably say that's 'subjectable'
Chris: How can he? He's a useless twat lip
Kevin: He might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
Chris: There's no help for him
Kevin: I don't know, he'd probably say that's 'subjectable'
Chris: How can he? He's a useless twat lip
Kevin: He might not be so bad if he got a doucherectomy
Chris: There's no help for him
doucherectomy by Cebbin December 31, 2013
emergency deucectomy
emergency deucectomy by slice60 November 24, 2009
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