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doucheatron 

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.
Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron
doucheatron by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013

DoucheTron 5000 

DoucheTron 5000 is the robot version of Trump. It is programmed to only lie and fraudulently cheat and alienate all who have the misfortune to cross its path. It automatically grabs any woman's pussy within reach. DoucheTron 5000 also takes massive dumps like its "human" counterpart. Its main weakness is its fragile ego software.
DoucheTron 5000 had a meltdown today when confronted with irrefutable facts and logic.
DoucheTron 5000 by EightBall July 23, 2018

Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.
"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."
Douchelation by Raixor February 16, 2013

douchearoo 

Going beyond the realm of douchebaggery into a whole new level of idiot.
Holy god, that Doug is a real douchearoo
douchearoo by Zherqua7r July 20, 2008

douchestrogen 

The hormone that a woman creates in her body that makes her exceptionally douchey.
Wow. Ali has posted her face pic 10 times in the last 2 hours on instagram. Her douchestrogen levels must be high today.

Douchetroupe 

A group of douches, three or more, that move, behave, drink and act as one big douche. Usually found in clubs, bars and sporting events.
Bar patron 1: "We need to move bars dude. those guys over there are all wearing Tapout tees, white hats and have chinstrap beards."

Bar patron 2: "Yep that's a Douchetroupe in it's natural environment. We don't have a chance if they start ordering shots, yelling at the TV and shouting at women in the bar."

Bar patron 1 and 2 leave
Douchetroupe by LeprechaunOD March 16, 2011

douchestronaut

A douchebag of epic proportions. One who is a major douche.
That cunthole Steve is a real douchestronaut
douchestronaut by jnymlr33 January 27, 2009
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