Douchecation

Forced travel; a trip away from home that you wouuld prefer get canceled.

Steve: "You want to go to the Yankee game with me on Friday?"
Dave: "I wish I could except my girlfriend is a bridesmaid in her cousin's wedding in Poughkeepsie so I need to go on some douchecation."
Steve: "Sounds totally lame, pusswhip"

by Marvey K. Gambino May 5, 2013

Douchelation

When a douchebag translates (in their mind) someone's query as a greenlight to offer their negative opinion on a subject within the query, but not the main subject at hand, offering no help whatsoever.

"Hey everyone, Angie and I are thinking burgers tonight. Any suggestions on the best one or your favs?"

"OMG red meat's so bad for u. It's so fatty and stays in ur large intestines for years!"

"Thank you for the douchelation, but I'm asking what the best burgers in town are, not your opinion on red meat."

by Raixor February 16, 2013

Douchflation

The price of commodities rising due to the influx of hipsters consuming and raising the demand for specific items, activities and services such as Pabst Blue Ribbon beer, camping, hiking, beard maintenance, flannel shirts, tight jeans, vintage clothing, huge eye glass frames from the 1980's, vinyl records, cassette tapes, pretty much anything analog, Huffy bikes, Nintendo and tenement housing.

"Man! Last year the Monday night special on PBR was $1 for a pint...why is it $3 now?"

"It's because of douchflation, all the hipsters in this college town have driven the price up because they have turned this uncool thing into a pseudo cool thing."

by AeonClaw October 15, 2011

Urban douchetionary

The correct name given to people who see fit to put there own name as a definition and comment on how awesome that name is to impress their friends

1. Micheal is so cool, all the guys wanna be him an all the girls wanna be with him

2. Hayley is so hot, every1 is jealous of her coz she's so pretty and sexy but no1 can ever be as hot as her

'those idiots are turning a perfectly good site slowly from urban dictionary to urban douchetionary'

by Papa-G November 20, 2009

doucheatron

Someone who behaves like an acceptable person unless around a large group of people or females.

Bryce: Oh hey man
Steve: Oh hi how are you
Bryce: I'm good just been-
*attractive group of females walk up*
Bryce: BEEN WORKING OUT BENCHING LIKE 350 BEAT I COULD BET THE FUCK OUT OF YOU 1V1 I'D WRECK YOU FAGGOT.
Steve: Don't be a such a fucking doucheatron

by DAT KEWL GUY June 8, 2013

Douchecati

Slang term for a Ducati brand motorcycle when it is ridden by someone who is inept, elitist, over-confident, or just using their wealth to show off. The rider (the douche) feels they are above riding any other more affordable (and more reliable) make of motorcycle.

"Did you see that rich prick on the brand new Douchecati? What a poser..."

by justamechanic May 7, 2013

Douchertation

A long-winded, multi-paragraph, hate-filled, homophobic, bigoted, racist, sexist, etc. comment or post on one's facebook wall.

I blocked my cousin because I was sick of douchertations.

by Wheezhigs June 17, 2016