Dumblefuck

Adj. Verb. Noun. To, or the process of, being copulated or sodomized by Dumbledore. To be dumblefucked is to be sexually intimate with an elderly wizard who is a gentle lover. Grammatically flexible as in Fuck. Not to be confused with Dumbfuck.
Orign, English.

Ophelia: I am going to Dumblefuck you Tawny. Tawny: Shut up, you dumblefuck. Lance: DUMBLEFUCK! I just stubbed my toe.
Loveless: You are such a Dumblefuck.

by Scarlett6 April 17, 2009

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My stepfather; an extremely stupid, oblivious, and arrogant person. See dufubitch.

Man, my stepfather is such a dumblefuck!

by RumpleForeskin3046 January 2, 2009

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Noun:
To be a total screw up to the point that you can get nothing right not even the basic daily events of your life.

Dominyk was once a capable working but lately he's been a real dumblefuck, not being able to clean his own room.

by Da Urban Meister May 17, 2011

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The act of sex wearing a wizard robe and huge fake beard screaming did you put your name on the goblet of fire, not in any way asking calmly ala the books.

My partner has a Very Specific Kink, they require me to Dumblefuck them nightly.

by SolidOstrichCats May 23, 2019

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