Bill's definitions

Florida State University

The greatest institution of higher learning in the state of Florida. Notable achievements include the 1993 and 1999 College Football Championships and two Heisman Trophy winners. Top ranked programs in business, social sciences, & arts and sciences. ALSO known as FSU

What did the FSU grad say to the UF grad? Will the defendant please rise.

by Bill May 2, 2004

Spandex

The best clthing material made. It is great for looking at woman and men.

Gawd, girl you soooo fine wearing that spandex

by bill April 22, 2005

rumble pack

Another name for a bag of food from taco bell.

Go to taco bell and pick me up a rumble pack #3 with a pepsi.

by bill April 24, 2004

chonk

to chew enthusiastically

by Bill August 24, 2003

the pulverizer

when u stick your index finger in the cooch, your middle and ring fingers on the taint, your pinky finger in the anus, all while massaging the clit qwith your thumb

i gave that bitch the pulverizer and she went crazy

by bill December 1, 2003

matrix moment

Attempting to perform or succeeding in performing an act that completely defies the laws of reason, physics and humanity. Anything done on "Jack-Ass" or in the movie The Matrix. AKA...don't try this one at home kids.

....said to friend sprawled on ground in serious pain...."Dude you must have had a serious matrix moment to think you could land that jump."

by Bill November 6, 2003

Chi-Fi

Hi-Fi products, made in China

That brand used to be manufactured in America, now it's Chi-Fi.

by Bill February 8, 2005