Bill's definitions

Florida State University

The greatest institution of higher learning in the state of Florida. Notable achievements include the 1993 and 1999 College Football Championships and two Heisman Trophy winners. Top ranked programs in business, social sciences, & arts and sciences. ALSO known as FSU

What did the FSU grad say to the UF grad? Will the defendant please rise.

by Bill May 2, 2004

sessile

doesn't fucking move

sponges, which are animals, are sessile beings. when you grate a sponge onto a plate, each individual bit can grow into a new sponge. this type of asexual reproduction is useful, but not really, because these new organisms don't fucking move.

by bill June 8, 2004

african wedding cake

Another term used for watermelon

"Look at that nigga with the African Wedding Cake all over his lips."

by bill January 18, 2004

Dem[o]

A really sexy guy, he attracts ht girls by his smell

mMMmmm Demo

by bill September 19, 2003

snouch

When one props there legs up on the bed, then proceeds to masturbate to the point of climax having the cum hit your own face.

Brando was lonely last night so he decided to snouch himself before going out!

by Bill December 28, 2004

screw driver

Someone is a nutcase behind the wheel, usually drives a white van, or powerful rear wheel drive car.

"Bill your a fucking screw driver!"
"we wanted a driver, not a SCREW DRIVER"

by Bill May 18, 2006

when

An interrogative word to determine time.

When did you find that goat?

by bill December 15, 2002