Bill's definitions

short hairs

A euphemism for "pubic hairs," itself in this context a euphemistic metonymy for "balls". It is used mostly in expressions such as "to have someone by the short hairs," which is to say "to have someone in a very difficult or hopeless situation," equivalent to "to have someone by the balls."

It was a real Catch 22! They had me by the short hairs, and they knew it.

by bill September 6, 2005

crazy town

Prince Albert Saskatchewan, Canada

I just left Crazy Town

by Bill July 21, 2008

douche monger

Extreme Douche bag, usually the leader of a small group of douches. Extremely gay and faggish, wakes up underneath another douche bag with his dick in his ass.

Michael you fucking douche monger. Get your dick out of his ass. You were so far in i couldnt even see you.

by Bill March 15, 2004

vogler

a moravian, one who loves moravia

Vogler is the greatest kid in the world

by Bill December 27, 2004

howdy

n., An unattractive man dating or coupled with an attractive woman.
Derived from: "How'd he get a chick like that?"
Origin: Andy

The chess club captain is a total howdy. I can't believe he's dating a cheerleader.

by Bill April 28, 2005

sketchfest

(v.)getting high with close friends(namely on a roadie)
(n.)1. the act of going out and smoking together
(n.)2. the collective group of regular smoking friends

Are we gonna have sketchfest tonight?

At sketchfest yesterday i got so ripped i almost freaked out and hurt somone.

Dude, we are sketchfest.

by Bill March 19, 2004

1killercls

One cool dude.

1killercls is so coll it still baffles the un-cool.

by bill January 4, 2004