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Dopher (Adj) - To be a double doofus times five.

Dophered (Verb) - To earn a "red card" (for saying something stupid).
Adj - "You are such a cristippin' dopher!" (see cristip)

Verb - "She just dophered."
Dopher by stoopidbandaid February 25, 2009
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Pete Doherty 

Modern Poet. One of the best lyricists of our time. Ex- Libertine front man with best mate Carl Barat. Now in sucessful band Babyshambles. Gets featured a lot in Tabloids who don't know him for his music, but for his drug taking and on/off relationship with Kate moss, they often make up crap about him just to sell papers to the thicko's of our society. His son is also very adorable. He also scored 11 A's at GCSE, four of them being A*, and four A's at A level.

Nicknames: Billy Bilo, Pigman.
(Newsagent scene)
person 1: (looking at 'The Sun') Hahahahaaha! it's that junkie scumbag pete doherty!!
person 2: Hahahahahahaa!! have you even heard any of his music?
person 1: (confused expression)he's a musician?
person 2: where have you been all your life?....no no wait, it's obvious....you've been reading The Sun and watching Channel U.
Pete Doherty by ~Hannah~ December 31, 2006
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propper-dopper 

When something is legitimate and in working order ..

To complete a task with excellence.
numero1: yeah boy! wuz poppin? i got some brand spanking Nike air Max for ya!!

nemero2: they look siq blad? they propper-dopper?

nemero1: Of course b! they as legit as the panties i bought your girlfroend last week fool!

nemero2: you getting knocked out now nigga!
propper-dopper by dchohan October 1, 2008

doperman 

Doperman, the brown short sound cloud rapper, is gonna be greatest of all time.
doperman by Regaliser September 28, 2018

Doperific 

The gangsta way of saying terrific.
Man that pizookie was doperific!
Doperific by nvrthkboutwakinup January 21, 2010

conall doherty 

absolute alpha male that has 18 girlfirends and produces a constant stream of sperm and poo
wow i wish i had a pee wee like conall doherty

red diaper doper baby 

The children of leftist intellectual baby boomers, raised from birth on Marxism and a drug tolerant environment, and now in places of political and intellectual influence.
Red diaper doper baby politicians who want to legalize marijuana and tax the successful to support the unproductive.
red diaper doper baby by Jeff February 27, 2004
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