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It's on like Donkey Kong

on, fantastically on, the opposite of off, bringing it, go time, It's so seriously on...as in if you google "on", donkey kong would pop up...or if you google fought donkey kong and off...donkey kong, by a land freaking slide.
Example 1:

Someone challenging your epicness:
Let's play.

You:

What? Let's play? It's on like Donkey Kong.

Donkey Kong snatch 

A very aggressive grab performed by a very barley man, often a Caucasian man, in the Philippines while riding a jeepney. The act is done by hanging on back of the vehicle and grabbing a potential bride/female pedestrian as she walks by. He will then say, "You mine!" and take her home as prize of the day.
Hey fam, donkey kong snatch that hoe! she so fine.
Donkey Kong snatch by I am Muffins February 15, 2017

Donkey Kong Song Girl 

A crappy definitioner of this website.
Minus the 'Girl' and you get Donkey Kong Song, a crapnosed individual with a balding scalp and Yu-Gi-Oh card collection the size of Texas.
Donkey Kong Song Girl by B-Drac September 18, 2003

Donkey Kong Song Girl 

(N.) An indivual who has come up with some rather, alarming and unusual Definitions to UrbanDictionary.com. Some kind of Jinx Pokemon Yu-Gi-Oh nut job who has been said to have a bottle up her rectum. Called a "Yu-Gi-Fag."
Can I get fries with my Donkey Kong Song Meal? Oh, and also a Blue Eyes White Dragon DKS Toy. Yay! Now I can be like Yugi Pidgeotto, too. I summon the power of my Millenium Donkey Kong Song to help defeat Maximillion Unicorn!

donkey kong slam 

the act of putting your fists together and beating the shit out of someone
Imma donkey kong slam that bitch if she makes fun of minecraft one more time
donkey kong slam by faggitswils December 17, 2017

donkey kong dong shlong 

"That bitch needed to suck my donkey kong dong shlong."