Doltz

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An idiot

You are such a doltz

Doltz by SomeGirlyGirl May 14, 2009

Words you can keep

Doltz'd

When you get completely butt fucked after you were told everything was fine

I was told the internet was fine after it was back doored, but I got doltz'd

Doltz'd by Gayce Doltz October 9, 2020

Related Words

Doltz • Doltz'd • Doltza • Dolt • dootz • dolton • dolezals • Diltz • dolt45 • doltish

Dolt 45

Dolt 45 — A.KA. The Orange Man and The Failed Twice Impeached former President of the United States.

Because he is “the malt liquor of presidents”, Trump has earned the name Dolt 45 because he has rapidly made America extremely drunk and accepting of all of the -ims that America monetarily might have thought were relatively, somewhat, under control like: racism, antisemitism, jingoism, sexism, The list is meant to be illustrative but, not exhaustive.

The sobriquet Dolt 45 is a play of words on the frosty beverage Colt 45 which is the malt liquors of malt liquors it is 8% alcohol by volume which is higher than the ABV of an average beer which is about 5%.

Colt 45’s iconic slogan is: “Works Every Time”. When applied to Donald Trump as Dolt 45 it works like this:

Racism: works every time.
Antisemitism: works every time.
Jingoism: works every time.
Sexism: works every time.
Etc.

His heady brew of grievance politics is perfect to galvanize 1/3 of the American population and to emasculate the Republican Party

Even when catching 34 felony charges, he continues to serve his heady brew to whoever wants to drink it; and as yet, no one has been able to “cut these drinkers off” who — presumably are about to help drive the country with their votes.

Donald J. Trump is Dolt 45: the malt liquor of presidents.

Dolt 45 by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 6, 2023

Rachel Dolezal

Someone who appears to be black, but isn't a true black

Obama don't give a damn about us black folk! He be Rachel Dolezaling!

Rachel Dolezal by Bruce Charit June 18, 2015

Holy dolt!

A sophisticated way to say "Holy shit, you are such a fucking retard".

A Kardashian: anything

Anyone not named Kardashian: "Holy dolt!"

Holy dolt! by sciflyer.25 June 11, 2014

Bridget Dontz

A science teacher who can't teach but gots a badonkadonk.

WOW!!! Mrs. Smith is pulling a Bridget Dontz today.

Bridget Dontz by Jimmyisonfire September 27, 2014

dltzk

The best hyperpop / digicore artist dont @ me
Released the best album of 2021

Xev: Did you hear that Teen Week by dltzk came out
Wick: Yeah, it's awesome!

dltzk by ProfessionalWiggler March 4, 2021

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026