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Ditzkrieg 

The act of committing a surprising number of stupid, airheaded actions in a series. Combines the term "ditz" with "blitzkrieg".
"Dude I went on a total ditzkrieg at work today. First I forgot about my client meeting and walked in wearing my jeans and baseball cap, then I totally blanked on the name of a co-worker right in front of her!
Ditzkrieg by Andreafdz June 19, 2008
Related Words
dltzk • Ditzkrieg • Datzko • dltk
Polish last name, probably made up when one is running moonshine and needs another name.
The Datzko family is crazy.
Yes, but they make awesome perogies.
Datzko by Jeeessiiccaa February 11, 2009

ditzkrieg 

An attacking political speech given by an incompetent candidate, or by an associate of same
She thought her fiery attack on the incumbent would sway the electorate, but I thought it was a total ditzkrieg.
ditzkrieg by dr foo October 21, 2010
Don’t let them know
Why did you say that dltk
dltk by anonymous October 8, 2022
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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