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Ditzkrieg 

The act of committing a surprising number of stupid, airheaded actions in a series. Combines the term "ditz" with "blitzkrieg".
"Dude I went on a total ditzkrieg at work today. First I forgot about my client meeting and walked in wearing my jeans and baseball cap, then I totally blanked on the name of a co-worker right in front of her!
Ditzkrieg by Andreafdz June 19, 2008
Related Words
dltzk Ditzkrieg Datzko dltk
Polish last name, probably made up when one is running moonshine and needs another name.
The Datzko family is crazy.
Yes, but they make awesome perogies.
Datzko by Jeeessiiccaa February 11, 2009

ditzkrieg 

An attacking political speech given by an incompetent candidate, or by an associate of same
She thought her fiery attack on the incumbent would sway the electorate, but I thought it was a total ditzkrieg.
ditzkrieg by dr foo October 21, 2010
Dont let them know
Why did you say that dltk
dltk by anonymous October 8, 2022

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026