The weirdest teacher out of them all. Notoriously known for using bad puns, then laughing at own jokes.
You have Mr. D as your science teacher? Oh man, all he does is rant hating his wife with terrible puns.
by Plato Crete November 6, 2013
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Do you ever look up and ur science teacher just like staring at you and he reminds you of an angry hawk so then you have to try not to laugh, but you also have to try not to cry cause you were just texting your friend and you know its impossible, but maybe just maybe he’s half robot and can see my computer screen through the back of my computer, and you think your gonna get yelled at?
person 1: "Bro don't look up."
person 2: "Why not?"
person 1: "the science teacher is staring you down."
by futurerlyhotmilf853 February 18, 2022
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The teacher you hate because she is stupid.
I FUCKIN HATE JILL SHE IS SO DUMB, SHE IS THE DUMBEST SCIENCE TEACHER EVER
by Jill Buchanan November 22, 2016
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Noun; a massive nonce with lots of acne on his clothes
by Shetie February 22, 2020
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Noun: The one person you would probably be down to fuck regardless of their gender

normally between the ages of 25 and 48.
"is the new science teacher a boy or a girl?"
"who the hell cares I want to have super sex with them."
by billy baby 333 March 12, 2020
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