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the state of being high as fuck, can't even move you're stuck
*facetime rings*... *rings again* *answers FaceTime*

me: yoo wassup sorry i didn't hear the phone ring I'm doored asf
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by madeye23 September 11, 2018
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v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.
What happened to your face?!
I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!
by roger February 03, 2004
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the act of being hit by a door while it is being opened.
Dude i just got doored.
by damanwitdaplan85 February 14, 2009
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An action performed while driving a car. It refers to when you open your car door in order to hit something like cones, bikes, or people.
Oh I just doored all 20 of those construction cones!
by Salchite March 26, 2005
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"Dooring" or "To Door" is a slang term for when someone is so jealous of a nice or expensive car, that they park their old wreck of a car next to it, and proceed to bash the old car's door into the new one, causing paint damage and a dent.

Gangsta rating for "Dooring": 8% per car.
Yeh I doored that shit... that's how I roll!
by Jason Fonseca October 19, 2008
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To open the driver or passenger side of a vehicle while moving whith the intent to hit some unsuspecting pedestrian with it.
Pete: Hey ross, open your door and hit that bitch Cole Knowels with it.
Ross: Dumbass, you know my door dont open on the drivers side! I'll go around the block so you can hit him with your door.
Pete: Alright, I'll door that little fags' ass
by cyberchrist March 28, 2005
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