doored

the state of being high as fuck, can't even move you're stuck

*facetime rings*... *rings again* *answers FaceTime*

me: yoo wassup sorry i didn't hear the phone ring I'm doored asf

by madeye23 September 12, 2018

doored

v. to crash into and/or over a driver's side door(of a vehicle) while riding your bike. A painful biking experience
where two conflicting world-views collide.

What happened to your face?!
I was riding down first and some fucking yuppie got out of their beamer without looking and I got doored and did a face plant. Fuck!

by roger February 3, 2004

doored

the act of being hit by a door while it is being opened.

Dude i just got doored.

by damanwitdaplan85 February 15, 2009

doored

An action performed while driving a car. It refers to when you open your car door in order to hit something like cones, bikes, or people.

Oh I just doored all 20 of those construction cones!

by Salchite March 26, 2005

doored

To open the driver or passenger side of a vehicle while moving whith the intent to hit some unsuspecting pedestrian with it.

Pete: Hey ross, open your door and hit that bitch Cole Knowels with it.
Ross: Dumbass, you know my door dont open on the drivers side! I'll go around the block so you can hit him with your door.
Pete: Alright, I'll door that little fags' ass

by cyberchrist March 28, 2005

doored

doored, see also t-boned to get hit in the side by another vehicle.

Hey man what happened to your driverside door? This nondrivin asshole t- boned me.

by Leonard Johnson March 26, 2005

The Doors

one of the greatest band of all time..headed by jim morrison..had awsome songs that were full of passion and emotion. but there was a lot of drugs involved band was no more after jim morrison died in 1971 from heart failure...but there music is still popular today... THE DOORS ARE FUCKIN ORGASMIC

i creamed myself when i was listening to THE END by THE DOORS

by bmk December 4, 2003