Dodsing

To sneeze into a vagina

OMG it felt so good until he started dodsing.

by Nimbl February 7, 2017

dowsing rod

A forked stick used to find underground water. Shaped like a Y. When there's water, the straight part of the stick moves towards the ground.

I tried a dowsing rod on several occasions & it Always found water! I used a simple stick & it worked, to my amazement!

by Starchylde June 23, 2016

Virus Dodging

A desirable behaviour. Going out of your way to avoid being close to people. In the olden days (prior to the COVID19-era), it would have been seen as rude to cross the street to avoid being close to a person. There was a risk that you’d be perceived as a snob, or as a racist, or intolerant in some way of the person you were avoiding. However, in the COVID19-era and beyond, it is the best thing you can do! And it’s a bonus that no one can accuse you of being rude.

I was on my morning walk to keep me sane during the “self-isolation” period when I saw Chatty Cathy walking towards me. I crossed the street. At first, she looked a bit sad but then I hollered “it’s not you, it’s just that I’m virus dodging!”

by Mandi Harmony March 22, 2020

DDoSiNg

Its when some one attacks a specific IP Address in many cases sending a lot of large packets at once so that the IP Address can not handle all the incoming requests and crashes.

Cheaters on halo 3 use this technique to Host Boot or Standby people.

Dude this guy was DDoSiNg and he lagged me out of the game. I lost my rank.

by OMG iTz W July 28, 2009

Doddington

Doddington is located inbetween the inbred town of Chatteris and the cat loving society of Wimblington. It has a hospital which works less days than a man on the doll from Manchester and is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. In the centre of the village is a clocktower built in 1897 in commemoration of the Diamond Jubilee of Queen Victoria, which when drink driving home from the two pubs is a pain in the arse to miss. The inhabitants love a good moan which includes how much Doddington is a shit-hole and want to move yet are sucked in to stay because its boredom is enjoyable and they're miserable bastards. It is most famous for the fact that the only pubs in the village are 20 feet apart. It also has one shop which sells goods cheaper than Wimblington's making it a bargain for the locals and one less thing to moan about.

'I like imbreds and cats, I think I may move to Doddington.'

Pascal: 'Hey Jimmy, did your mum find a house to move to?'
Jimmy: 'Nope, we decided to stay here because we love a good moan.'

by CLACALAL November 2, 2011

dodoing out

A lightweight term utilized, often thoughtfully to spare the feelings of another, in place of harsher ones used such as cognitive impairment or dementia.

Oh Mama, you don’t need all three pairs of pants on; you’re dodoing out again!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

dodging possum

the act or process of avoiding a clingy, needy, sexually ostentatious skank

Man, when is that woman going to leave me alone! I've been dodging possum all day.

by Ffej April 5, 2004