Definitions by Ffej

dodging possum

the act or process of avoiding a clingy, needy, sexually ostentatious skank

Man, when is that woman going to leave me alone! I've been dodging possum all day.

dodging possum by Ffej April 5, 2004

schmorgisborg 

a jewish dinner consisting of many grimey jews around a table

schmorgisborg by ffej September 28, 2003

ronald mcdonald 

The look you achieve after performing oral sex on a woman while on her period.

ronald mcdonald by Ffej August 3, 2003

Ffej

Me. In other words, awesome personified.

"Ffej is awesome."

Ffej by Ffej May 11, 2003