Dousing

/daʊs/ v. tr.: The act of slamming some liquids almost directly subsequent to swallowing something of a high-degree temperature, all while on an empty stomach.

The act of dousing is usually needed in circumstances such as the one in the aforementioned definition because there is, so to speak, no "safe ground" for the "proximity mine" to land on in the consumers stomach, thus, it explodes, searing the gastric layer in the process. The best way to stop this exuberant form of pain in its tracks could be performed by Dousing the explosion with a nice swig o' milk from the nearest source.

WARNING: "Dousing" should never be even vaguely confused with "Dowsing", a renaissancious type of magical divination employed in attempts to locate ground water. The latter is retarded, and thus completely opposite of the former in terms of a good idea.

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Joe: So what's for dinner tonight, sug?

Zoe: *Stirs the embers* Oh, just some-

Joe: Mmmm, ember!

Zoe: Uhh, I don't really think you should-

Joe: *Om nom nom nom* ^_^ ... ZOMGWTFBBQ!!11!

Zoe: I told you... fucking idiot.

Joe, smoke exhuming from mouth: Quick, hand me your breasts!

Zoe: Wait, what the fuck? Why??

Joe: Because I heard on urbandictionary that if I should ever eat something really hot, I should suckle from the nearest source of milk. Now, I must perform the act of dousing in order to live, you see! Gimme! *Lunges at Zoe*

Zoe: *Dodges lunge* NOE! I'M NOT EVEN PREGNANT, SO IT WOULD NEVAR WORK! GET AWAY, FUCKING WEIRDO! *Pathetically attempts to escape*

Joe: *Grabs Zoe by her legs, then rips open her shirt and receives a healthy swig of nectar* Ahhh!

Dousing by dabeshu-sama July 15, 2010

Dousing

you bring a university girl home preferably young 18 and naive from the club and douse each other in an oily substance preferably coconut oil than turn off the air conditioner and crank the heater and go under the blankets and have sweaty under the blanket sex while you spit all over her face and in her mouth.

Jay: yo Ronnie I brought this pawg home from the bar last night and doused her, I went all up in her for 2 hours than we had a shower after our dousing session

Ronnie Coleman: YEAH BUDDY THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT

Dousing by dousecaster January 6, 2025

dousing the fire 

when somebody makes a redhead wet
or

when somebody ejaculates on a ginger

"you really slept with a ginger?'
"hey, you have to douse the fire somehow."

"what were you up to this weekend?"
" I hung out with my girlfriend, we started to fight but I still ended up dousing the fire"

dousing the fire by callxmexred August 5, 2023

dowsing rod 

A forked stick used to find underground water. Shaped like a Y. When there's water, the straight part of the stick moves towards the ground.

I tried a dowsing rod on several occasions & it Always found water! I used a simple stick & it worked, to my amazement!

dowsing rod by Starchylde June 23, 2016

lo-dosing

Lo-dosing is taking a small overdose of pills (such as three pills instead of one) to achieve a positive side effect such as extreme sedation.

I plan on lo-dosing on Xanax tonight so I can relax.

lo-dosing by Tea Marguerite November 24, 2009

Dirty Dowsing Rod 

A sexual act in which a man exposes his boner in a public outdoor area, wandering aimlessly while pointing it towards the ground. When he randomly chooses to stop, he immediately proceeds to rub one out on the ground beneath him. If asked what he is doing, he explains he is dowsing for a well.

1.) Jenny saw someone performing a dirty dowsing rod in Central Park this morning as she was going for a jog.
2.) Larry was arrested at 3pm today for performing a dirty dowsing rod.

Dirty Dowsing Rod by Moonshine Billy February 25, 2015

Dosing

The act of taking LSD. as in ACID. as in lysergic acid diethylamide.

not dxm. cough syrup is fuckin stupid.

I was dosing, now I'm seeing time and melting into the sidewalk

Dosing by poophead444 June 18, 2011