Dodgecock

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The art of playing dodgeball with a large rubber penis. Rules for the game include: must be played naked, apponent who does not have control of the dodgecock must face away, game is played similar to horseshoes or lawn darts.

Yoda: You wanna play dodgecock.
Henri: No, I'm too busy playing Kung Fu Panda.
Yoda: Come on, I thought we were brothers.
Henri: All right, let me wash my gear from the last time you got a ringer.

Dodgecock by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

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dodgefucker

Someone who has developed a reputation for regularly using shoddy, fictitious, last-minute excuses in order to avoid social commitments.

He said he can't come because he's spending New Year's with his mum.
What a dodgefucker!

dodgefucker by Cuddles McStig June 21, 2009

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doodlecock

when someone draws a penis on another persons head while sleeping at a party

i got my face doodlecocked last night at that party

doodlecock by tntowles2413 February 22, 2010

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dogscock

The plastic piece of a phone cord that secures the cord in the opening of the handset. Similar to how the penis of a male dog locks into the vagina of a female dog.

Oh shit, I yanked on the phone cord too hard and I broke my dogscock off.

dogscock by Richard N. Grundle September 10, 2010

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dogcock

a name for a useless person who is acting the goatbasically they should have been aborted .a dogs cock is fucking useless hence the saying .akalipstick prick

heres a dogcock for ya ..(jimmy). dont tell the mrs i was nailingthat bird last night i was with you ok tony..
(jimmys mrs)..jimmy was with you last night wasnt he tony .
(tony) ..err no.what a dogcock tony is .

dogcock by jimmy the genral January 6, 2007

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Dodge Cock

A game played in the men's locker room. The goal of the game is to avoid brushing up against another dude's phallus while maneuvering through the locker room.

"Today we had another game of dodge cock in the locker room."

Dodge Cock by Fuzz Butt September 1, 2013

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doodlecock

when the penis is small and wiggles very flobby

“yo i’m never hooking up with him again HE HAS A DOODLECOCK it was nasty”

doodlecock by realig10 August 5, 2019

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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