Dodgecock 

The art of playing dodgeball with a large rubber penis. Rules for the game include: must be played naked, apponent who does not have control of the dodgecock must face away, game is played similar to horseshoes or lawn darts.

Yoda: You wanna play dodgecock.
Henri: No, I'm too busy playing Kung Fu Panda.
Yoda: Come on, I thought we were brothers.
Henri: All right, let me wash my gear from the last time you got a ringer.

Dodgecock by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

dodgefucker

Someone who has developed a reputation for regularly using shoddy, fictitious, last-minute excuses in order to avoid social commitments.

He said he can't come because he's spending New Year's with his mum.
What a dodgefucker!

dodgefucker by Cuddles McStig June 21, 2009

doodlecock 

when someone draws a penis on another persons head while sleeping at a party

i got my face doodlecocked last night at that party

doodlecock by tntowles2413 February 22, 2010

dogscock 

The plastic piece of a phone cord that secures the cord in the opening of the handset. Similar to how the penis of a male dog locks into the vagina of a female dog.

Oh shit, I yanked on the phone cord too hard and I broke my dogscock off.

dogscock by Richard N. Grundle September 10, 2010

dogcock 

a name for a useless person who is acting the goatbasically they should have been aborted .a dogs cock is fucking useless hence the saying .akalipstick prick

heres a dogcock for ya ..(jimmy). dont tell the mrs i was nailingthat bird last night i was with you ok tony..
(jimmys mrs)..jimmy was with you last night wasnt he tony .
(tony) ..err no.what a dogcock tony is .

dogcock by jimmy the genral January 6, 2007

Dodge Cock 

A game played in the men's locker room. The goal of the game is to avoid brushing up against another dude's phallus while maneuvering through the locker room.

"Today we had another game of dodge cock in the locker room."

Dodge Cock by Fuzz Butt September 1, 2013

doodlecock 

when the penis is small and wiggles very flobby

“yo i’m never hooking up with him again HE HAS A DOODLECOCK it was nasty”

doodlecock by realig10 August 5, 2019