doodlecock

when someone draws a penis on another persons head while sleeping at a party

i got my face doodlecocked last night at that party

by tntowles2413 February 22, 2010

doodlecock

when the penis is small and wiggles very flobby

“yo i’m never hooking up with him again HE HAS A DOODLECOCK it was nasty”

by realig10 August 5, 2019

Doodlesack

The German word for Bagpipe.

She blows the Doodlesack good.

by sj0r December 10, 2003

Dodgecock

The art of playing dodgeball with a large rubber penis. Rules for the game include: must be played naked, apponent who does not have control of the dodgecock must face away, game is played similar to horseshoes or lawn darts.

Yoda: You wanna play dodgecock.
Henri: No, I'm too busy playing Kung Fu Panda.
Yoda: Come on, I thought we were brothers.
Henri: All right, let me wash my gear from the last time you got a ringer.

by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

DooDooCock

When your dick is covered in shit

Mmmm, rob has a big DooDooCock

by 100%notnicholas June 22, 2020

Diddlecock powder

Nickname for Texas's government issued snow.

Hey guys, wanna go snort some lines of Diddlecock powder?? It'll be fun, trust me!

Guy1: "How did you learn about Diddlecock powder?"
Guy2: "Oh, from Everskies! That place is full of Diddlecock lovers.

by Just an average Everskies User June 14, 2021

Doodlefucks

1. a slang name for the Doodlebops, a kids show with animated puppets singing on stage.
2. or an insult to the Doodlebops.
3. A dumbshit(s)

1. "Hey, neega, did u catch that last epidsode of the Doodlefucks?" "Hellz yeah that was the shitz!"
2. "I hate those clowny Doodlefucks, they sing too much and are too happy."
3. "No you Doodlefuck, I don't want a freaking toaster, I'm in the bathub for fuck's sake!"

by Anal Seepage von Rusty Genitals August 19, 2007