dodgefucker
Someone who has developed a reputation for regularly using shoddy, fictitious, last-minute excuses in order to avoid social commitments.
dodgefucker by Cuddles McStig June 21, 2009
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Dogfucker
A stupid lazy son-of-a-bitch who sits around doing jack-shit all day, and mooch's weed off you like a motherfucker.
Dogfucker by OH MA GURD February 28, 2010
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dogfucker
You haven't even started working on your essay yet? Honestly, you're the biggest dogfucker I've ever seen.
dogfucker by The Canadian Information Minister August 7, 2003
dogfucker
An aircraft electrician serving the Royal Air Force.
WHY?
Because they do, there is an urban myth in the RAF that recounts a tale of an aircraft electrician that was caught having sex with a dog.
WHY?
Because they do, there is an urban myth in the RAF that recounts a tale of an aircraft electrician that was caught having sex with a dog.
Doodlefuckery
When the Supervisor of Elections tries to make a shitload of absentee ballots they believe support the ‘other’ party’s candidate disappear.
Doodlefuckery by MikeyWeHo November 9, 2018
Dogfucker
Dogfucker: I.E, racist white people who like to pretend they are not zoophiles by projecting their own retardation on middle-easterners. In reality 99% of zoophile porn involves american huwhite wimen getting effed by golden retriever while their god-fearing, muslim hating husbands watch.
An example of dogfucker in IRL.
White guy: You sand-n####ers like to fuck goats
Middle-easterner: Hold on a minute, i googled white people fucking dogs and i saw your sister lisa-ann getting fucked by a bulldog.
White guy: FUCK YOU TERRORIST.
White guy: You sand-n####ers like to fuck goats
Middle-easterner: Hold on a minute, i googled white people fucking dogs and i saw your sister lisa-ann getting fucked by a bulldog.
White guy: FUCK YOU TERRORIST.
Dogfucker by That guy who calls faggots out June 14, 2019
Dogfucker
Dogfucker, means someone who likes to have sex with dogs. It usually refers to people from the so called "western world", also known as "free world" (because you are free to fuck animals) i.e. the countries in America, Europe and Oceania.
Dogfucker by Another boring user September 19, 2022
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