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a name for a useless person who is acting the goatbasically they should have been aborted .a dogs cock is fucking useless hence the saying .akalipstick prick
heres a dogcock for ya ..(jimmy). dont tell the mrs i was nailingthat bird last night i was with you ok tony..
(jimmys mrs)..jimmy was with you last night wasnt he tony .
(tony) ..err no.what a dogcock tony is .
by jimmy the genral January 04, 2007
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Jan 18 Word of the Day
1. Blue Monday is the most depressing day of the year, calculated by Dr. Cliff Arnall, a researcher at the University of Cardiff's Center for Lifelong Learning.
Factors used to calculate the date included weather conditions, debt level, time since Christmas, time since failing our New Year's resolutions, low motivation and feeling the need to take action.

In 2005 the date was calculated as January 24th, in 2006 it was January 23rd, and in 2007 it was January 22nd.

2. A song by the hard rock band Orgy from their album Candy Ass.
1. Guy: "Aw man, I feel like absolute shit today."
Friend: "Yeah, same here. I hate Blue Monday."

2. "I wish I could sing Blue Monday to my ex-girlfriend, she's such a bitch."
by L_Roku August 31, 2007
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Eww, you stink like dog cock.
“Sometimes, I like to shout things out” (Oh like what, you ask?) “DOG COCK” is the reply you yell at the top of your voice.
by The dog cocker August 26, 2019
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