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a name for a useless person who is acting the goatbasically they should have been aborted .a dogs cock is fucking useless hence the saying .akalipstick prick
heres a dogcock for ya ..(jimmy). dont tell the mrs i was nailingthat bird last night i was with you ok tony..
(jimmys mrs)..jimmy was with you last night wasnt he tony .
(tony) ..err no.what a dogcock tony is .
dogcock by jimmy the genral January 6, 2007
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dogrocket 

A less than savory cigar. Named for the similar looking items dogs leave in the back yard.
Chuck gave me a cigar that his cousin said was a premium cuban, but it was a real dogrocket.

dogrocket by DnnyD August 10, 2006
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Dog Cock Rod 

When a man puts his erect penis into a dog's anus, then uses the dog as a cock extension. The most popular dog cock rod is a sausage dog it adds the most length without too much weight. The rough fur also add for extra clitoral stimulation making dem bitches pretty happy.
1. John sure used his dog cock rod to its maximum potential, that bitch look very tired.
2. Wow! My dog cock rod is so good, she loved it.
3. That st bernard was awesome, the extra girth did it for me, oh and the free lubrication (its slavery chops).
Dog Cock Rod by Twiggy222 June 5, 2014

dogscock 

The plastic piece of a phone cord that secures the cord in the opening of the handset. Similar to how the penis of a male dog locks into the vagina of a female dog.
Oh shit, I yanked on the phone cord too hard and I broke my dogscock off.
dogscock by Richard N. Grundle September 10, 2010

dogdocking 

dogdocking is when instead of wiggling his tonker into a domestic female dog (like any normal person might do on a regular basis), some sick fucker of a man inserts his cock into the penile sheath of a MALE dog and frots till he sprots.
dog-owner: well, all mah bitches have come on heat at the same time, so looks alike i be dogdocking for nex few days.
non-dog owner: eeeeeuw. tmi.
dogdocking by bitchlurver March 18, 2010

Dog cock 

Eww, you stink like dog cock.
Or
“Sometimes, I like to shout things out” (Oh like what, you ask?) “DOG COCK” is the reply you yell at the top of your voice.
Dog cock by The dog cocker August 26, 2019
A man, a myth, a legend.
He fleed to space to escape captilisims grasps on earth and live with the FCG (Femboy council of geniuses).
A true revolutioner of our time standing up for the rights of femboys.
"Have you heard of Dogrock?"
"You mean the man that saved all of the femboys from the grasps of capatilism?!"
"Yeah, I wish to be a Dogrock of a man one day"
Dogrock by The ends beginning April 10, 2026
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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