Didgecuck 

A extremely stupid or idiotic person.

You are a DidgeCuck

Didgecuck by schoolboys October 11, 2021

Dodgecock 

The art of playing dodgeball with a large rubber penis. Rules for the game include: must be played naked, apponent who does not have control of the dodgecock must face away, game is played similar to horseshoes or lawn darts.

Yoda: You wanna play dodgecock.
Henri: No, I'm too busy playing Kung Fu Panda.
Yoda: Come on, I thought we were brothers.
Henri: All right, let me wash my gear from the last time you got a ringer.

Dodgecock by Into Thee Abyss January 14, 2010

dodgefucker

Someone who has developed a reputation for regularly using shoddy, fictitious, last-minute excuses in order to avoid social commitments.

He said he can't come because he's spending New Year's with his mum.
What a dodgefucker!

dodgefucker by Cuddles McStig June 21, 2009