dogscock

The plastic piece of a phone cord that secures the cord in the opening of the handset. Similar to how the penis of a male dog locks into the vagina of a female dog.

Oh shit, I yanked on the phone cord too hard and I broke my dogscock off.

by Richard N. Grundle September 10, 2010

shit off you hairy dogs cock

good insult, fun to use.

chris: oy you fucking gay
liam: why dont you shit off you hairy dogs cock

by chris and liam February 12, 2007

hairy dogs cock

a very small penis that is very hairy like i mean all up the rod balls and into the gooch.

My friends penis is a hairy dogs cock. once he was cockslapping me and i woke up to see the smallest penis ever withy the most hair ever.

by wedgie June 20, 2007

hairy dogs cock

a male penis that is very hairy

"Do you suck hairy dogs cocks"

by jon June 19, 2004

dogs cock

An offensive term to call someone an idiot or to imply that they are stupid.

Person A gets a question wrong on the pub quiz machine;
Person 2 : "You big dogs cock".

by Welsh Anon May 31, 2007

Dogs-Cock

Somebody who has in some way been a general dick head

Jaques Chirac

by herb+cozza December 17, 2003

dogcock

a name for a useless person who is acting the goatbasically they should have been aborted .a dogs cock is fucking useless hence the saying .akalipstick prick

heres a dogcock for ya ..(jimmy). dont tell the mrs i was nailingthat bird last night i was with you ok tony..
(jimmys mrs)..jimmy was with you last night wasnt he tony .
(tony) ..err no.what a dogcock tony is .

by jimmy the genral January 6, 2007