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there is only one in the whole universe and all four of the dimensions of the galaxy...they call it the dobus(DOE-BUS)...the biggest, most monstrous soft cock with pubes as long as the depts of hell that drags on the ground as you walk so it requires you use lubricant on the tip so it doesnt get rusty, it also rises upwards slowly throughout your whole life...so by the time you die, jesus will be sucking on your dick.....and the lubricant will probably be gone by that time....unless its flavored.....cause it has an after taste...........sheesh my dad cant even compete with one of these mother fuckers......
person 1: dude, i know who has the dobus
person 2: no way man, your fuckin lying...
person 1: fuck you, im not lying!!! i seriously know!!
person 2: dude, you are such a dick for kidding around with something as serious as this
person 1: I am not kidding...i swear on my fuckin life!!!
person 2: i'll kick your ass...
person 1: bitch (*slaughters person 2*)
person 1: fuckin dumbass...wow....
dobus by dee infamus dobus seeker December 13, 2010
Words you can keep
a slight more friendly version of dumb ass
bro you dobus
Dobus by EXPchicken May 25, 2022
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debus point 

The moment in an online conversation when people stop reading the comments above and thus repeat them, annoying the original poster and everyone who commented before.
This thread has reached its Debus point—people keep repeating things that have already been said, and I’m super annoyed.
debus point by MikeyT908 June 11, 2018

Doushades 

Sunglasses worn by a douchebag or tool.

They are characterized by a single or multiple fluorescent colors and are composed entirely of plastic or similar non-metallic material.

Worn at night for best results.
"Hey, those are a great pair of Doushades you got there."
"I know, right? The glossy finish goes great with my slicked-back hair!"
Doushades by JMeurer February 5, 2010
A famous musician with an extraordinarily unfortunate name.
I love Debussy! Sometimes, all I can think about is Debussy.
Debussy by localized3 June 18, 2022

Debustration 

Noun:
Based on a take of defenestration (the act of throwing someone out of a window, usually female) means to throw someone under a bus.
Your honor, the accused admits to the act of debustration but mitigates his wife had nagged him for some 40 years.
Debustration by Butcher Bird Brent October 8, 2019
the fans of debsmikle a funny underrated youtuber.
Debussys are the coolest people on planet.
debussy by roxem1lls August 27, 2022
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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