Doushades 

Sunglasses worn by a douchebag or tool.

They are characterized by a single or multiple fluorescent colors and are composed entirely of plastic or similar non-metallic material.

Worn at night for best results.

"Hey, those are a great pair of Doushades you got there."
"I know, right? The glossy finish goes great with my slicked-back hair!"

Doushades by JMeurer February 5, 2010

Douchanese 

The language spoken by douchebags, wiggers, etc.

Methinks "nagguh" is Douchanese for "my fellow dicktard."

Douchanese by leo3375 December 15, 2009

Doushless 

When someone is being a douche and useless at the same time. That combo happens often.

Johnathan wasnt telling me the girls number. Hes so doushless

Doushless by Tychuk88 May 10, 2010

doushoes 

A pair of douchy shoes, usually worn by douchecanoes. Typical qualities include, but are not limited to fat tongues, tucked laces, bulbous toe caps, and/or generally oversized features.

Shoe Salesman: How about these?
Laura: No, those look like the shoes Kasey has.
Chelsea: Yeah, those are total doushoes.

doushoes by jadeism101 March 6, 2014

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004