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Doushades 

Sunglasses worn by a douchebag or tool.

They are characterized by a single or multiple fluorescent colors and are composed entirely of plastic or similar non-metallic material.

Worn at night for best results.
"Hey, those are a great pair of Doushades you got there."
"I know, right? The glossy finish goes great with my slicked-back hair!"
Doushades by JMeurer February 5, 2010
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Douchanese 

The language spoken by douchebags, wiggers, etc.
Methinks "nagguh" is Douchanese for "my fellow dicktard."
Douchanese by leo3375 December 15, 2009
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Doushless 

When someone is being a douche and useless at the same time. That combo happens often.
Johnathan wasnt telling me the girls number. Hes so doushless
Doushless by Tychuk88 May 10, 2010

doushoes 

A pair of douchy shoes, usually worn by douchecanoes. Typical qualities include, but are not limited to fat tongues, tucked laces, bulbous toe caps, and/or generally oversized features.
Shoe Salesman: How about these?
Laura: No, those look like the shoes Kasey has.
Chelsea: Yeah, those are total doushoes.
doushoes by jadeism101 March 6, 2014

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026