Distractify
Distractify
The way to get elected to office is to distractify your audience with hypnotically irrelevant misinformation.
Distractify by Bryce Morganthau October 16, 2019
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distractivity
Distractivity is what you’re doing when you get distracted from what you should be doing. It's generally what you want to do, often what you need to do, and arguably, what you’ll do best.
John wasn't making much progress on the company's annual report, so he welcomed the distractivity of working on his website.
distractivity by JohnGoodman January 25, 2010
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Distraction Cake
Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.
Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)
Distraction Cake by TheWroteAndTheWrit February 20, 2009
Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD)
Celebrities that have been enlisted by the U.S Government to keep the public eye off of what is really going on...
Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...
Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) by Jared L. Ohlinger August 12, 2008
distraction dance
distraction dance by HenryStickmin August 22, 2020
distinctify
A totally logical conjugation of the word distinctive that is not included as part of the English language so that assholes can feel intelligent by correcting people about something trivial.
"Distinctify isn't a word stupid! I know because I invest myself in such things to compensate for my small insignificant genitalia."
distinctify by StupidIdiotFace April 5, 2013
Distraction
A person of the opposite gender which is not a significant other, but has enough "beyond friendship" feelings and possibilities attached to him/her that this person creates a major loss of productive time whenever s/he is available for contact.
Distraction by Distraction Central April 3, 2009
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countrypolitan
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