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A totally logical conjugation of the word distinctive that is not included as part of the English language so that assholes can feel intelligent by correcting people about something trivial.
"Distinctify isn't a word stupid! I know because I invest myself in such things to compensate for my small insignificant genitalia."
by StupidIdiotFace April 05, 2013
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True of COVID-19 sufferers and of George Floyd. The key phrase at this moment in American history.
"I can't breathe, said Floyd as he was being suffocated. "I can't breathe" thought more than 100,000 victims as they were dying of Covid. "I can't breathe" chanted countless Americans in the streets, protesting enduring police brutality.
by Monkey's Dad June 01, 2020
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A word, which is not actually a word, that idiots think works just as well as Distinguish
"Its so hard to distinctify between the real word, Distinguish, and the fake mash-up of a bunch of other words, Distinctify."
by wannabedumbass May 04, 2010
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