a colleague who transforms from a hard-working, concientious individual into a web-surfing, joke-emailing, prank-pulling, clock-watcher in the last hour of the working day.
transformations often occur earlier on fridays or on any day the distracticon knows they won't be in the following day.
also applies to family/friends/partners when something of interest enters their circle of awareness, resulting in vacant looks later when reminded of what they'd promised earlier (whilst distracted)
transformations often occur earlier on fridays or on any day the distracticon knows they won't be in the following day.
also applies to family/friends/partners when something of interest enters their circle of awareness, resulting in vacant looks later when reminded of what they'd promised earlier (whilst distracted)
1. that bobs a great worker. except on friday afternoons when he turns into a distracticon.
2. pete didn't show up to help in the garden. i think he was in distracticon mode when he promised to cos the football was on the tv.
2. pete didn't show up to help in the garden. i think he was in distracticon mode when he promised to cos the football was on the tv.
by Fo0LeD March 25, 2008
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(n.) a person that continually interferes, interrupts, or distracts one from achieving their intended goal(s).
(n.) a person that continually interferes, interrupts, or distracts one from achieving their intended goal(s).
Every hour that "distracticon" calls me to borrow something; it's no wonder I can't get anything done.
He's friends with all his exes, but until those "distracticons" stop calling, he'll never meet anyone new.
He's friends with all his exes, but until those "distracticons" stop calling, he'll never meet anyone new.
by Amorgansac June 24, 2021
Get the distracticon mug.Something pleasant which draws attention from a situation which could be awkward or embarrassing for those involved. Distraction cake originated in British teen dramedy "Skins" where Emily Fitch produced a delicious chocolate cake, seemingly from thin air, in order to remove attention from Naomi Campbell who was being heckled about her sexuality - presumably as an act to show her undying love.
Cook: I know the cure
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)
Naomi: The cure for what?
Cook: It's my cock
Naomi: What the hell are you talking about?
*Awkward glances and laughter*
Emily: Hey look what I made! (Produces delicious distraction cake)
by TheWroteAndTheWrit February 20, 2009
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Paris Hilton's crotch... Britney Spears cooch... Anna Nicole Smith America's Princess Di... all government operatives...a collective Weapon of Mass Distraction (WMD) if you will...
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Get the distraction dance mug.A violent and destructive personality, usually occuring in mild mannered people after consuming alcohol
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Get the Destructicon mug.A person of the opposite gender which is not a significant other, but has enough "beyond friendship" feelings and possibilities attached to him/her that this person creates a major loss of productive time whenever s/he is available for contact.
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