Disto 

Shortened version of the word "distortion", used mainly as a term to label guitar or bass distortion.

Drummer: hey crank up the disto
guitarist:*puts distortion on*

Disto by m3cky August 10, 2007

Discocunt 

a well dressed female who regularly visits dance clubs and gains notoriety from her intoxicated antics which include but are not limited to: dancing wildly while lifting her skirt to show her lack of underwear, an unusually high tolerance to both cocaine and ketamine, spitting and yelling at other women who she perceives to judge her, and peeing or vomiting in alleys.

This discocunt on the dance floor is turnt up, but dudes are still buying her drinks to keep the show going. OMG, is her labia pierced??

Discocunt by ThisIsFuckingX March 3, 2014

Hackney Disco 

Three or more police cars with their sirens on going past (happens a lot in Hackney, London.)

Mate, check the Hackney Disco. Somebody must of got murked.

Hackney Disco by Dalstonian July 13, 2010

disco deaky 

Also known as, John Deacon. He was the bassist for the band, Queen.

He sure loved to boogy and wiggle his booty.

Also, before you go... Freddie Mercury gave all of his band mates female names. Disco Deaky didn't get one because he was to... masculine.

Random Dude Who Listens to Rap: "Who the heck is that dood over there, dancing like a hobo?"
Me: "That's Disco Deaky my dood. Time to switch ur music up a little. I'm a little... offended."

disco deaky by ooooooooooooooooooooooooof foo December 31, 2018

Disco Shower 

The act of grinding and shaking your booty to music whilst fully lathered in the throes of a hot steamy shower…

Hey! I've just got up and am feeling mighty fine, I think I'm gonna get down to the vibes and have me a Disco Shower.

Disco Shower by Cheeky little monkey February 4, 2019

Vagina Distortion Field 

Like the notorious reality distortion field (RDF) of Steve Jobs, a Vagina Distortion Field (VDF) affects perception, which thereby alters behavior. When someone is affected by a woman's VDF, every aspect of her being seemingly improves in that person's view. A woman's VDF typically only influences those who have not yet had access to said vagina. Being warped by a VDF is different than being pussy whipped. With the latter, the whipped individual behaves abnormally to maintain access to the pussy, but perception of the vagina owner is not altered. The VDF often has the greatest affect on the owner of the vagina, making her vastly overestimate her worth, influence, and potential.

Spock: "Captain, you are once again risking the lives of the entire crew in the pursuit of some green slag."

Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."

Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."

Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"

<cue Kirk fight music>

Vagina Distortion Field by Bachelor boB January 17, 2012

disco pillow 

Putting glitter on dick and titty fucking a girl while doing copious amounts of cocaine and listening to Abba.

Hey bro, I totally got a disco pillow from your mom last night. She's incredibly limber.

disco pillow by TX Pete June 9, 2016