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Discocunt
a well dressed female who regularly visits dance clubs and gains notoriety from her intoxicated antics which include but are not limited to: dancing wildly while lifting her skirt to show her lack of underwear, an unusually high tolerance to both cocaine and ketamine, spitting and yelling at other women who she perceives to judge her, and peeing or vomiting in alleys.
This discocunt on the dance floor is turnt up, but dudes are still buying her drinks to keep the show going. OMG, is her labia pierced??
Discocunt by ThisIsFuckingX March 3, 2014
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Distortion • distorted • distorian • distorshinized • Distortedmiku • distortionist • Disto • Distoharm Kink • Distok • distolerant
Hackney Disco
Hackney Disco by Dalstonian July 13, 2010
disco deaky
Also known as, John Deacon. He was the bassist for the band, Queen.
He sure loved to boogy and wiggle his booty.
Also, before you go... Freddie Mercury gave all of his band mates female names. Disco Deaky didn't get one because he was to... masculine.
He sure loved to boogy and wiggle his booty.
Also, before you go... Freddie Mercury gave all of his band mates female names. Disco Deaky didn't get one because he was to... masculine.
Random Dude Who Listens to Rap: "Who the heck is that dood over there, dancing like a hobo?"
Me: "That's Disco Deaky my dood. Time to switch ur music up a little. I'm a little... offended."
Me: "That's Disco Deaky my dood. Time to switch ur music up a little. I'm a little... offended."
disco deaky by ooooooooooooooooooooooooof foo December 31, 2018
Disco Shower
The act of grinding and shaking your booty to music whilst fully lathered in the throes of a hot steamy shower…
Hey! I've just got up and am feeling mighty fine, I think I'm gonna get down to the vibes and have me a Disco Shower.
Disco Shower by Cheeky little monkey February 4, 2019
Vagina Distortion Field
Like the notorious reality distortion field (RDF) of Steve Jobs, a Vagina Distortion Field (VDF) affects perception, which thereby alters behavior. When someone is affected by a woman's VDF, every aspect of her being seemingly improves in that person's view. A woman's VDF typically only influences those who have not yet had access to said vagina. Being warped by a VDF is different than being pussy whipped. With the latter, the whipped individual behaves abnormally to maintain access to the pussy, but perception of the vagina owner is not altered. The VDF often has the greatest affect on the owner of the vagina, making her vastly overestimate her worth, influence, and potential.
Spock: "Captain, you are once again risking the lives of the entire crew in the pursuit of some green slag."
Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."
Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."
Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"
<cue Kirk fight music>
Kirk: "Mr. Spock, your libido-less Vulcan logic fails to grasp the enormity of the daily Pon Farr that starship command subjects on a man."
Spock: "Mr. Sulu and Mr. Chekov, move the Enterprise as far as is necessary and raise whatever shield is needed to protect the captain's mind from the insidious Vagina Distortion Field that is destroying his judgement."
Kirk: "Spawwwwwwwwwk!!!"
<cue Kirk fight music>
Vagina Distortion Field by Bachelor boB January 17, 2012
disco pillow
Putting glitter on dick and titty fucking a girl while doing copious amounts of cocaine and listening to Abba.
disco pillow by TX Pete June 9, 2016
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Yap Trap
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.