distortionist
At one time, before his traitorous cognitive decline, the Hitman in Chief was a most prolific and talented distortionist.
distortionist by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019
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distortionate
A level of obesity and incredibly high tissue mass so audaciously out of control that it takes the "proportion" out of "disproportionate"
distortionate by #aesthetics March 4, 2015
histortionist
He took the histortionist approach to his resume. He was an assistant manager of The Burger King, not the operator of The BK Lounge.
histortionist by moodyone1977 August 23, 2012
divortionists
Religious people who go against their religious teachings and mores to get divorced and abort their parenting mission to get away from problem children and problem marriages.
Noun, verb
Noun, verb
The state of Utah has the highest rate of homeless gay youth due to divortionistsaborting their parenting duties.
divortionists by Freedom1234573 January 23, 2017
Visual Distortions
When you're high and you view the world in a different way than when you are sober. Could be you watch a movie and see it in a way you didn't when you were not stoned or you're thinking of something that you know well but see it in a whole different light not that you're baked.
Visual Distortions by TheJuicyFruit123 January 2, 2017
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.