distortionist

A less biting, somewhat elegant and mystical sounding term used to describe a practiced liar.

At one time, before his traitorous cognitive decline, the Hitman in Chief was a most prolific and talented distortionist.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

distortionist

A word used to describe that someone is broken inside or mistreated.

I met a distortionist person.

by Randomassguy9001 September 17, 2017

distortionate

A level of obesity and incredibly high tissue mass so audaciously out of control that it takes the "proportion" out of "disproportionate"

Hannah is a distortionate mass of flesh and adipose tissue

by #aesthetics March 4, 2015

histortionist

one who remembers the past very differently than how it actually occurred. Distortion of history.

He took the histortionist approach to his resume. He was an assistant manager of The Burger King, not the operator of The BK Lounge.

by moodyone1977 August 23, 2012

divortionists

Religious people who go against their religious teachings and mores to get divorced and abort their parenting mission to get away from problem children and problem marriages.

Noun, verb

The state of Utah has the highest rate of homeless gay youth due to divortionistsaborting their parenting duties.

by Freedom1234573 January 23, 2017

Visual Distortions

When you're high and you view the world in a different way than when you are sober. Could be you watch a movie and see it in a way you didn't when you were not stoned or you're thinking of something that you know well but see it in a whole different light not that you're baked.

I've got visual distortions

by TheJuicyFruit123 January 2, 2017