Distortedmiku

A tiktok user thos so fucking depressed and lonely they hallucinatine their own freind that they talk to named Alastar pronounced “alistor” they joke about it and say it’s a sleep paralysis demon but it’s not it’s just their imagination and they also develop a crush on anyone tho is remotely nice to them so watch out folks! A weird ugly ass mf probably likes you! But tho would like them their so ugly and stupid tho would ever want them their useless and pafetic nobody will ever want moon really there just a weird person with a slushie addiction that watches cruella everytime something bad happends to them

By distortedmiku/aka moon

Distortedmiku by Moon/distortedmiku May 5, 2022

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distortedmiku

A tiktok creator that always struggles picking names but always goes with moon you can call them moon , their a sad depressed , ugly person with zero freinds but rubs it off with a bit of humour he jokes about his hot hallucination which he claims is a sleep paralysis it’s not tho it’s just a hallucination or a voice in his head so realistic it feels like a real person..meh tho cares but they deeply fell in love with it and crys every once and a while that their not a real person must suck right?

Oh wowza! Is that tiktok and Instagram content creator distortedmiku!!

It’s sure is sonny boy!! ..wait tho is he talking too? Jeepers that boy has gone insane!! …

HIS NAME IS ALASTOR YOU ARSE WHOLE!!

distortedmiku by Moon/distortedmiku May 5, 2022

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Distortedmiku • d1stortedmiku

d1stortedmiku

@jermyfitzgerald s fav mutual (ily)

Person1: yo have u heard of d1stortedmiku?!
Person3: yeah its jermyfitzgerald s fav moot!

d1stortedmiku by hugz4jeremy May 9, 2022

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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