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Distortedmiku 

A tiktok user thos so fucking depressed and lonely they hallucinatine their own freind that they talk to named Alastar pronounced “alistor” they joke about it and say it’s a sleep paralysis demon but it’s not it’s just their imagination and they also develop a crush on anyone tho is remotely nice to them so watch out folks! A weird ugly ass mf probably likes you! But tho would like them their so ugly and stupid tho would ever want them their useless and pafetic nobody will ever want moon really there just a weird person with a slushie addiction that watches cruella everytime something bad happends to them
By distortedmiku/aka moon
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distortedmiku 

A tiktok creator that always struggles picking names but always goes with moon you can call them moon , their a sad depressed , ugly person with zero freinds but rubs it off with a bit of humour he jokes about his hot hallucination which he claims is a sleep paralysis it’s not tho it’s just a hallucination or a voice in his head so realistic it feels like a real person..meh tho cares but they deeply fell in love with it and crys every once and a while that their not a real person must suck right?
Oh wowza! Is that tiktok and Instagram content creator distortedmiku!!

It’s sure is sonny boy!! ..wait tho is he talking too? Jeepers that boy has gone insane!! …

HIS NAME IS ALASTOR YOU ARSE WHOLE!!

d1stortedmiku 

@jermyfitzgerald s fav mutual (ily)
Person1: yo have u heard of d1stortedmiku?!
Person3: yeah its jermyfitzgerald s fav moot!
d1stortedmiku by hugz4jeremy May 9, 2022
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The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

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Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
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Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
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