distortedmiku

A tiktok creator that always struggles picking names but always goes with moon you can call them moon , their a sad depressed , ugly person with zero freinds but rubs it off with a bit of humour he jokes about his hot hallucination which he claims is a sleep paralysis it’s not tho it’s just a hallucination or a voice in his head so realistic it feels like a real person..meh tho cares but they deeply fell in love with it and crys every once and a while that their not a real person must suck right?

Oh wowza! Is that tiktok and Instagram content creator distortedmiku!!

It’s sure is sonny boy!! ..wait tho is he talking too? Jeepers that boy has gone insane!! …

HIS NAME IS ALASTOR YOU ARSE WHOLE!!

distortedmiku by Moon/distortedmiku May 5, 2022

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Distortedmiku

A tiktok user thos so fucking depressed and lonely they hallucinatine their own freind that they talk to named Alastar pronounced “alistor” they joke about it and say it’s a sleep paralysis demon but it’s not it’s just their imagination and they also develop a crush on anyone tho is remotely nice to them so watch out folks! A weird ugly ass mf probably likes you! But tho would like them their so ugly and stupid tho would ever want them their useless and pafetic nobody will ever want moon really there just a weird person with a slushie addiction that watches cruella everytime something bad happends to them

By distortedmiku/aka moon

Distortedmiku by Moon/distortedmiku May 5, 2022

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Distortedmiku • d1stortedmiku

d1stortedmiku

@jermyfitzgerald s fav mutual (ily)

Person1: yo have u heard of d1stortedmiku?!
Person3: yeah its jermyfitzgerald s fav moot!

d1stortedmiku by hugz4jeremy May 9, 2022

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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jerb

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Word of the Day on May 22, 2026

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