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Discocunt 

a well dressed female who regularly visits dance clubs and gains notoriety from her intoxicated antics which include but are not limited to: dancing wildly while lifting her skirt to show her lack of underwear, an unusually high tolerance to both cocaine and ketamine, spitting and yelling at other women who she perceives to judge her, and peeing or vomiting in alleys.
This discocunt on the dance floor is turnt up, but dudes are still buying her drinks to keep the show going. OMG, is her labia pierced??
Discocunt by ThisIsFuckingX March 3, 2014
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Discocunt 

A full bush with glitter. Extremely popular in the 1970s.
Sam: My wife caught me cheating this weekend. There was still glitter on my face after eating out my tinder date's discocunt.
Jake: Ah, she did the ol' discocunt double check.
Discocunt by Jsmelks January 10, 2019

Discocunt 

someone who has no regard for other people on the dancefloor
Oh my god look at John Travolta over there.

I know!! What a discocunt.
Discocunt by bengal city September 26, 2011

Discontract 

We need to discontract this cleaning service, I am tired of all the paperwork.
Discontract by Alfredaz April 25, 2020

Five finger discount 

How much was that?
I got it for a five finger discount.

Charles Dickcunts 

The visionary pornographic director behind such adult film classics as 'A tale of two clitties,' 'David Copafeel' and 'Great expecting Asians.'
'Dude, did you catch the new Charles Dickcunts porno on Pay-per-view last night? I haven't been that hard since I watched 'The Res-erection of Christ; this time Jesus does the nailing.'

100% discount 

To get a 100% discount on an item is to steal it, this giving you 100% off list price. Applies both to physically stealing and to media piracy.
I got the 100% discount on this new phone

I can't afford this game, so I got the 100% discount on it.
100% discount by Qbou3mT November 27, 2016
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