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Disasi

Noun. Kikongo/Lingala. (Dee-Sah-See) Cartridge full of dormant but deadly metal ballistic projectiles for firing from a rifle, revolver, or other small firearm. Sometimes containing an explosive. Synonym; bullet(s)
Don’t play with them Disasi unless you ready to meet your maker.
by Hueydpm July 13, 2022
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King of Disasters

Akshay Kumar is the King of Disasters.
From East to west, north to south he has given tons of disasters.
120 disasters on overseas soil & 80 disasters in domestic market Akshay Kumar has achieved everything so far to be labelled as King of disasters!
Teacher - Earthquake, tsunami, volcano ke baad sabse bada disaster kaun hai?
Student - Akshay Kumar The King of Disasters
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Disaster Machine

Canadian Akshay Kumar known as Disaster Machine.
Akshay Kumar has acquired cult status when it comes to flops & disasters.
More than 80 Flops in domestic market & 100 flops in overseas, Akshay Kumar has every right to be crowned as Disaster Machine.
When disaster machine invented, engineer said 'yeh dekho akshay kumar'
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Disasterology

The art of creating something just to destroy it. Also a song by Pierce The Veil, where the definition comes from.
John painted a delightful landscape piece. When he was finished, he threw it in the fireplace and watched his artwork burn, seeing how easily something beautiful can be destroyed. "It's disasterology," he said.
by aly. April 23, 2013
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Rapid Unplanned Disassembly

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly — The premature ejaculatory explosion of the penis shaped Space X rocket “Starship” on April 20th 2023.

Rapid Unplanned Disassembly is just a boutique term that means: your rocket just blew up!

Starship was produced by “neuroatypical” millionaire Elon Musk for whom — apparently — a sport car is insufficient to compensate for his small “Willy-Johnson” and extreme social awkwardness.

Money can’t buy everything!

This new rocket was “all balls an no shaft” and exploded soon after takeoff.

That’s what she said!!!!!!

It sported the largest rocket engine ever attempted to be launched; and, wonderfully answered the physics question:

“What happens if you attach a jet engine to a Volkswagen Beetle”.

The rocket was “unmanned” which is exactly how one feels when things explode too soon.

Interestingly, the launch was labeled a success.
On April 20th 2023, Elon Musk’s rocket, Starship, experienced Rapid Unplanned Disassembly. It is not clear if he has anyone to help him with the clean up. Creativity leads to sticky situations that one usually has to resolve one’s self.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler April 20, 2023
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Disaster Of Bollywood

Akshay Kumar is a Disaster of bollywood
A natural disaster occurs whenever Canadian Akshay Kumar releases his shitty films
Many producers, distributors committed suicide all because of akshay kumar's 80 flops. A perfect disaster of bollywood!
by Rajiv Bhatia October 3, 2018
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Disaster lesbian

A lesbian who simply cannot function or speak properly around their female crush. They may often find themselves to be a mess at the mere sight of a cute girl.
I can't stop thinking about her. God, why am I such a disaster lesbian?
by girlsaregreat February 7, 2019
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