To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.
by eric January 04, 2005
To masturbate so furiously that one's penis explodes.
by Blandon Heat May 30, 2004
To cause a ridiculous number of tragedies and disasters to oneself including burning bridges, self mutilation, drug use, etc. with the climax usually being attempted suicide. Often happens at the pinnacle of depression or a bipolar low.
He's burned all his bridges, lost all his friends, and now he's addicted to heroin? Well now he's just disasterbating.
My life can't get any worse. I'm just going to disasterbate.
My life can't get any worse. I'm just going to disasterbate.
by Bryce Hilyard October 23, 2006
being caught in the act of masterbation.
by Vivenz November 26, 2003
Mailbox baseball - disasterbation.
Rocks through windows - disasterbation.
High-foaming dishsoap in the fountatin - disasterbation (and priceless!)
Rocks through windows - disasterbation.
High-foaming dishsoap in the fountatin - disasterbation (and priceless!)
by panic December 16, 2004
by John Greve July 02, 2005
Imagining that the worst possible things are going to happen regarding the future, over and over, until you totally freak yourself out.
Deena has been disasterbating about her big trip next week to Chicago. Now she's too scared to pack!
by LaMaupin March 18, 2014