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disagilation 

Worse than 3 demerits, 5 citations, 4 violations, 1 verbal warning, 2 written warnings, and a disciplainary review put together. Let's put it this way you don't want to know what you happens when you get four.
Jim: What does a demerit mean?
Dwight: Let's put it this way, you do not want to receive three of those.
Jim: Lay it on me.
Dwight: Three demerits and you'll receive a citation.
Jim: Now that sounds serious.
Dwight: Oh it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in a world of hurt--in the form of a disciplinary review written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.
Jim: Which would be me.
Dwight: That is correct.
Jim: OK, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day, or you will receive a full disagilation.
Dwight: What's a dis... what's that?
Jim: Oh you don't wanna know.
disagilation by Kiel H May 27, 2007
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disagilation 

Meaning a serious talk about a fake subject
You we gonna need have a disagilation later if you and Yoda don't stop talking behind my back
disagilation by disagilation June 30, 2018

Disagilation 

When you are enjoying intercourse and your partner (partners) makes a disparaging remark about the size of any anatomical part of your body, causing you to cease your activity and enjoyment immediately.
Here we were, just banging away when I said, “Man, if your dick was just a little bit bigger, I would be way happier”, causing him to stop, jam on his jeans, sneer at me with disagilation.
Disagilation by Flippiejan February 8, 2019

disadulation 

A warning received as a result of failing to submit a disciplinary review to one’s immediate superior, particularly one regarding said superior itself, in which case it is referred to as a “full disadulation”.

This generally occurs if one person receives the equivalent of 120 demerits within the company, and no review has been submitted to the superior in question by the end of working hours.
Jim: “I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day, or you will receive a full disadulation.”

Dwight: “What’s a dis... what’s that?”

Jim: “Oh, you don’t wanna know.”
disadulation by CocoTheMii October 10, 2019

disadulation 

n. Excessive abuse or criticism

A word created by applying the prefix dis-, meaning the opposite of, to the noun adulation, meaning excessive flattery or admiration.
Dwight: Three demerits and you will receive a citation.

Jim: Now that sounds serious.

Dwight: Oh it is serious. Five citations and you're looking at a violation. Four of those, and you'll receive a verbal warning. Keep it up, and you're looking at a written warning. Two of those, that'll land you in a world of hurt: in the form of a disciplinary review, written up by me and placed on the desk of my immediate superior.

Jim: Which would be me.

Dwight: ..... That is correct.

Jim: Okay, I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day or you will receive a full disadulation.

Dwight: What's a dis- ... what's that?

Jim: Oh, you don't wanna know.
disadulation by moodipaper August 2, 2007
Word of the Day on January 31, 2019

Disadulation 

You'll receive a disadulation if you don't have a full report at the end of the day.
Disadulation by Hawaiidill September 5, 2018

desagilation 

That which is above a demerit, citation, violation, verbal warning, written warning, and a disciplinary review.

You don't want one.
I want a copy on my desk by the end of the day, or you will receive a full desagilation
desagilation by Julian~ May 17, 2007
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1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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