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dirty ernie

same as dirty sanchez except finger swipe is applied to both eyebrows.
ref: brother to bert.
Jim was always a fan of Sesame street so it was no surprise to Linda when after making whoopie, she discovered to her dismay that she was given a dirty ernie.

Dirty Ernie

When a man is ready to have sex, and then changes his mind within seconds of penitration.
Ronnie: Did you have sex with that guy last night

Jenny: No, we almost did, then he pulled a Dirty Ernie on me.
Dirty Ernie by johnnysgirl February 24, 2009

Dirty Ernies 

where were you last night son? i was at Dirty Ernies getting off.
Dirty Ernies by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003

Dirty Burt & Ernie 

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.
He gave her a dirty burt & ernie and she never had anal sex again.

Dirt Ernie 

The notion or idea of experiencing consciousness, as of for the first time with all senses, when on a particularly bad acid trip.
Ryan felt the dirt ernies take him over as hemelted into the bed as if he were butter.
Dirt Ernie by Cookie W February 25, 2018