Dirty Earnie

When you take a bottle of tajin and sprinkle her asshole before eating her out

She asked me to eat her ass out but I needed a little extra spice so I used tajin to season her for a Dirty Earnie.

Dirty Earnie by Jackdirts22 March 3, 2026

dirty ernie

same as dirty sanchez except finger swipe is applied to both eyebrows.
ref: brother to bert.

Jim was always a fan of Sesame street so it was no surprise to Linda when after making whoopie, she discovered to her dismay that she was given a dirty ernie.

dirty ernie by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 9, 2004

Dirty Ernie

When a man is ready to have sex, and then changes his mind within seconds of penitration.

Ronnie: Did you have sex with that guy last night

Jenny: No, we almost did, then he pulled a Dirty Ernie on me.

Dirty Ernie by johnnysgirl February 24, 2009

Dirty Ernies 

porn theater

where were you last night son? i was at Dirty Ernies getting off.

Dirty Ernies by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003

Dirty Burt & Ernie 

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.

He gave her a dirty burt & ernie and she never had anal sex again.

Dirty Burt & Ernie by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007

Dirt Ernie 

The notion or idea of experiencing consciousness, as of for the first time with all senses, when on a particularly bad acid trip.

Ryan felt the dirt ernies take him over as hemelted into the bed as if he were butter.

Dirt Ernie by Cookie W February 25, 2018