Dirty Earnie

When you take a bottle of tajin and sprinkle her asshole before eating her out

She asked me to eat her ass out but I needed a little extra spice so I used tajin to season her for a Dirty Earnie.

by Jackdirts22 March 3, 2026

dirty ernie

same as dirty sanchez except finger swipe is applied to both eyebrows.
ref: brother to bert.

Jim was always a fan of Sesame street so it was no surprise to Linda when after making whoopie, she discovered to her dismay that she was given a dirty ernie.

by Mr. Ricky's Neighborhood July 9, 2004

Dirty Ernie

When a man is ready to have sex, and then changes his mind within seconds of penitration.

Ronnie: Did you have sex with that guy last night

Jenny: No, we almost did, then he pulled a Dirty Ernie on me.

by johnnysgirl February 24, 2009

Dirty Ernies

porn theater

where were you last night son? i was at Dirty Ernies getting off.

by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003

Dirty Burt & Ernie

after having anal sex, the man pulls out his penis and wipes it across his partners eyebrows, forming an a thicker eyebrow similar to the Sesame Street Characters.

He gave her a dirty burt & ernie and she never had anal sex again.

by Pasty McWhitey April 19, 2007

Dirt Ernie

The notion or idea of experiencing consciousness, as of for the first time with all senses, when on a particularly bad acid trip.

Ryan felt the dirt ernies take him over as hemelted into the bed as if he were butter.

by Cookie W February 25, 2018