ernies

A specific kind of Ectasy or MDMA

Yo man I got a slip of ernies

ernies by Rob May 13, 2005

Ernies Cucumber 

the act of nutting onto a pickled vegetable then eating that vegatable while watching midgets cuddle on a public train whilst in china resulting in a ernies cucumber

Hey you free this weekend ?
Yes why?
Lets do a ernies cucumber

Ernies Cucumber by Fortnite Battle Royale January 24, 2019

Dirty Ernies 

porn theater

where were you last night son? i was at Dirty Ernies getting off.

Dirty Ernies by Pat Mcgroin April 24, 2003

tennis shoe Ernie 

The most famous geriatric in all of the greater Steubenville metropolitan area, known for driving his scooter in negative 30 degree weather. His cleaning equipment is held in two giant tubes protruding from the back of his scooter. You can usually catch him washing a window or sitting on the sidewalk.

Man, did you see tennis shoe Ernie bookin' it down sunset today?

tennis shoe Ernie by comaco November 26, 2010

Ernestina 

Ernestina is one of a kind. Her features are striking. Short and cute definitely one of the best nights of your life. If you ever meet a Ernestina you’ll discover a new confidence and courage. She brings out the best in you. Ernestina is a loyal and caring person always taking the time to listen and understand.

Every star of the show is a Ernestina

Ernestina by Rainaina November 28, 2019

Ernesting 

The act of waterboarding oneself while masturbating at the same time.

What are those sounds? Is Jack ernesting in the bathroom?!?!?!

Ernesting by ERNIE BERNIE May 18, 2017

Giga Chad (Ernest Khalimov)

He is a Russian bodybuilder commonly known as the popular "Gigachad" meme describing someone doing an action towards someone and it being described as "Chad-like", meaning to be beholden in the public eye as doing the most uncommonly right thing that may go against some peoples definitions of things like decent, humane, or popular. This internet meme came into popularity with the Russian bodybuilder Ernest Khalimov, whom has become the internet's superhero.

Bro, I pulled a chad-like move earlier.

What'd you do?

I got asked out by a female, and rejected her.

You ass, you probably broke her heart!

Exactly...
(note-the author has nothing against Giga Chad (Ernest Khalimov)

Giga Chad (Ernest Khalimov) by therealgoldstandard April 20, 2022