Dirty Ernie

When a man is ready to have sex, and then changes his mind within seconds of penitration.

Ronnie: Did you have sex with that guy last night

Jenny: No, we almost did, then he pulled a Dirty Ernie on me.

by johnnysgirl February 24, 2009

Maglet

Sex that lasts less than a minute. Premature ejaculation.

Tammy: "How was the sex with that guy?"

Jessie: "don't waste your time. I was with him one night, and he pulled a maglet both times"

by johnnysgirl February 25, 2009