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Portmanteau of the words "burp" and "fart." Describes a particularly malodorous and rancid release of gas from the digestive tract (mainly esophagus and stomach) through the mouth, commonly occurring after a snack of raw broccoli. Often mistaken with anal flatulence (a fart).
Burp mistaken for a fart:
Male 1: "Dude, did you just rip ass?"
Male 2: "God no - I burted and it smells like ass-broccoli."


General disgust:
Female to group of friends: "Jim and I were eating healthy and having lots of raw broccoli, but he burted while we were engaging in sexual intercourse and now I can't bring myself to look him in the face. We've decided to separate."
by JonahWebster November 19, 2013
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Verb, one syllable. To own or dominate.
Dude got Burted so hard his ancestors changed their names to Reynolds.
by ZenithMist September 01, 2009
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... Tracy walks by...

Michael: HEY!

Alonso: Man look at that BURT!!
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An office prank in which a co-worker forgets to lock their workstation and walks away and someone changes their background to a google image if Burt Reynolds nude on a bearskin rug for them to admire in all its hairy glory when they get back.
Matt: Dude Alex went to move his car.
Brandon: Someone Burt him quick!
by Batfasturd April 19, 2011
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The Burt (ϴ) is a derived unit of energy or work in the International System of Burt. It is equal to the energy expended (or work done) in applying a force of one Bubble (ø) through a distance of one FWOOSH! (☄), or in passing a current of one Egg (⊗) through a resistance of one Potato (♨) for one second, or in a passage of audible pique (☹) for one second.
One Burt (ϴ) = 1(ø x ☄) = (((kg x ☄) / (s^2)) x ☄) = ((kg(☄^2))/(s^2)) = (((⊗)x(♨)) x (☄^3)) = 1(☹ x s)
by Midnightmemory December 01, 2010
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