burt

Portmanteau of the words "burp" and "fart." Describes a particularly malodorous and rancid release of gas from the digestive tract (mainly esophagus and stomach) through the mouth, commonly occurring after a snack of raw broccoli. Often mistaken with anal flatulence (a fart).

Burp mistaken for a fart:
Male 1: "Dude, did you just rip ass?"
Male 2: "God no - I burted and it smells like ass-broccoli."

or

General disgust:
Female to group of friends: "Jim and I were eating healthy and having lots of raw broccoli, but he burted while we were engaging in sexual intercourse and now I can't bring myself to look him in the face. We've decided to separate."

by JonahWebster November 19, 2013

burt

A sophisticated language founded in Abu Dhabi, UAE by leading underground linguistics.

burger --> BURGHURGHUR?!?!
hurghada ---> HURGHURGURGUR?!?!?!
Shawerma ---> SHWURMUR?!?!?!
burt ---> BURTURDUR?!?!

by dudemanguyboy August 8, 2010

burt

when you burp and fart at the same time it feels funny but its hilarious

Dude i gotta burt!

by jess March 28, 2003

burt

A term originating fromm burt and ernie from sesamee street, refering to a gay male.

that guy is such a burt.

by george January 21, 2005

burt

butt-hurt put together.
pronounced bart/burt
somebody who doesn't know how to take a joke
and takes it up the butt.

don't get all burt foo. we were just kidding.

did you see Amanda? she was fucken burt!

by pookie* April 22, 2009

burt

An expression which conveys one of many reactions to a situation/person/conversation, including, but not limited to, displeasure, humor, superiority, disgust or sarcasm.

May also be spelled brt (typical during internet/text conversation).

A: ZOMG, I had to wait in line for four hours, but I bought 'Twilight' on DVD!

B: BURT!;

Jessica: I didn't know tuna and chicken weren't, like, different...

John: HAH-burt;

etc etc.

by meowmeowmeow :D September 7, 2009

burt

when you burp and it hurts

owwwww, i just let a burt

by That Weird Kid Next Door May 4, 2007