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Portmanteau of the words "burp" and "fart." Describes a particularly malodorous and rancid release of gas from the digestive tract (mainly esophagus and stomach) through the mouth, commonly occurring after a snack of raw broccoli. Often mistaken with anal flatulence (a fart).
Burp mistaken for a fart:
Male 1: "Dude, did you just rip ass?"
Male 2: "God no - I burted and it smells like ass-broccoli."


General disgust:
Female to group of friends: "Jim and I were eating healthy and having lots of raw broccoli, but he burted while we were engaging in sexual intercourse and now I can't bring myself to look him in the face. We've decided to separate."
by JonahWebster November 19, 2013
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Paper product used as a barrier against unwanted messes, such as the liner at the bottom of a bird cage.
Please put a New York Times under that before it gets all over the place.
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A bitter, angry old man who lies about his age, can’t handle his alcohol, and suffers the illusion that because a young bartender shows him manners, they are prepared to get sexy with him. He likes to insult people, and start fights with no cause, and is generally hated by all.
He becomes more hushed, yet severely more aggressive as the night goes on, and rapidly isolates himself from all those around him despite his pathetic attempts to buy friends by ordering drinks for everybody at the bar.
You know the guy, Burt that was buying rounds at the bar the other night? He’s a nasty mother fucker.
by Teambeer January 08, 2020
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Verb, one syllable. To own or dominate.
Dude got Burted so hard his ancestors changed their names to Reynolds.
by ZenithMist September 01, 2009
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Did you see how upset she got? What a Burt.
Wow, Tim is such a burt all the time.
by t0f May 19, 2015
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Taking a bath with your lady and Burt. You say you called.
by cafelex October 14, 2011
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