bert

A person who is, sophisticated, extremely intelligent and exceedingly well-endowed. A person known as Bert is often the most respected or adored member of any group of people. To be called Bert is the utmost sign of respect: it signifies that the person being referred to has the ability to please and impress others on every possible level.

A woman sees a distinguished, attractive man at a party and says, "wow that guy is such a Bert"

by Kate Roberts March 12, 2008

bert

verb: to flail, squee, generally get excited by anything adam lambert does, wears, sings, is around.

omg adam lambert is at the party!" "time to bert!

by glitterlife April 13, 2011

bert

Ernie's homosexual lover.

I mean, come on, BERT and ERNIE have been living together since 1969. Something is up.

by SuperSonicX September 18, 2005

bert

A random dude who remains nameless to you, usually at a party or other gathering.

Yo Bert, is that your half-empty beer?

by foozebox August 03, 2005

bert

another word for a cigarette. hence the filter part of a cigarette looks like bert's head from bert and ernie

hey, i can i get a bert from you?

by italianstallionmb August 19, 2010

bert

verb: bert; 3rd person present: berts; past tense: berted; gerund or present participle: berting

To overpower or knock someone out and/or defeat (someone) in a game or competition.

synonyms: KTFO, dunked

That overweight Burger King employee just got #berted by an angry customer. Next time he better not forget the salt on those fries.

Hey guys we better log off our militia characters. We don't want to get berted by GOAT again.

by _GOAT_ May 29, 2019

bert

A nice, secretive way of saying "bitch".

Derived from the way "bitch" sounds when yelled and muffled at the same time.

"Hey, holla at them hoochies over there."
"What's up, BERT!?"

by David P. January 24, 2008