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dirty dutch

A style of Electronic Dance Music that revolves around those squeeky high pitched synths, really groovy drums and just make you want to smile and dance around with your friends. Most of the Dirty Dutch songs can also be categorized as Electro House.

Afrojack is currently the most popular Dirty Dutch producer, and is leading it's uprising popularity.
Hey what music you listen to?
Dirty Dutch
What? What's that?
It's hard to describe...lookup on youtube "Top 10 dirty dutch" and it'll give you an idea.
Alright I'll do that!
dirty dutch by Roger Roger 1999 March 14, 2011

Dirty Dutchman 

To erotically explore your partner's anus with a finger. Akin to the legend of the little Dutch boy poking his finger in the dike.
Sonja let out a squeal when Barry surprised her with a Dirty Dutchman. He was mid-knuckle deep before she knew what was happening.

dirty dutch oven 

When attempting to give a girl a dutch oven, a shart occurs. Sometimes several marks are left behind. This is a great prank for the one night road game.
Doug: "How was the girl from last night?"
Randy: "She was a cunt, she wouldn't even swallow. I gave her a dirty dutch oven."
dirty dutch oven by dirtydutch416 November 25, 2010

Dirty Dutcher 

Taking it in the ass from a man in a Trump hat with several venereal diseases, who is shouting about covid-19 being a conspiracy, while you nod along.
Rod had a great night yesterday with Jeff. After they went to the patriot prayer rally, they went home and Jeff have Rod a Dirty Dutcher.
Dirty Dutcher by TimesAreToughMan February 27, 2021

Dirty Deutsch 

Dirty Deutsch is a card game for learning how to swear in German.
I played Dirty Deutsch last night, and I was all like, "Geh zum Teufel, du beschissene Kuh!"

The Dirty Dutchman 

When you stand on a ledge and hold your partner over the ledge(the plank) by their ankles and fuck them in their ass while wearing a pirate hat. When you are pleased you drop them off the ledge(making them walk the plank).
Yo i just gave Laqueesha The Dirty Dutchman.

Man i just Dirty Dutched the shit outta that girl!
The Dirty Dutchman by Mjack420 October 14, 2014
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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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