deutsch

A word referring to German people. It's pronounced "doitch," not "douche."

Slash: Hey can you drop me off at the bank douche?
Torch: Wtf I see how it is. Fine, go walk you douche.
Slash: Omfg i mean d-e-u-t-s-c-h.
Torch: Yeah, and deutsch you, too.

by The Mr Needles Experience September 26, 2006

Deutsch

NOT Dutch!

Deutsch ~ The German word for German.
As in "Ich Spreche Deutsch" - "I speak German".
"Ich bin Deutsch" - I am German.

Dutch ~ English word refering to things or people from the Netherlands.

"He's Dutch" - "He's from the Netherlands"

Dutchman: Kijk die Duitser daar!(Check that German over there!)
Foreigner: Dude, are you speaking Deutsch?
Dutchman: WTF! I'm Dutch not Deutsch!

German: ...Deutsch?! :D
Foreigner: *confused*

by PearTreeNomNom January 19, 2011

Deutsch

One who is very cool.

That Deutsch over there is so cool!

by Damien Nagle May 22, 2008

Deutsch

To "deutsch" somebody. To pretend you don't understand the meaning of what is said. Especially regarding a funny remark.
Once you have been deutsched, you realize that Germans do have a sense of humor – but the joke is on you.

Man, I told the BEST joke at the party last night, but this guy totally deutsched me.
Next time she asks me anything, I'm so gonna deutsch her.

by davetrap April 16, 2019

deutsch

a universal word to insult anyone.

Did you see that guy what deutsch.
Justin Beiber is such a deutsch just look at his gy hair cut.

by not my real name i think November 4, 2012

Deutsch

(V) To smoke, drink, or get otherwise intoxicated and have fun with the boys.
(N, past participle) Deutsched. A state of intoxication.
(Adj) A description of a person who is nelk and raftus due to their intense level of alcohol consumption and resembles celebrity vlogger Kyle Foregard.

U boys down to deutsch tonight?

Bro it’s a Tuesday.

I’m way to deutsched rn, I can’t talk to my parents.

I have a week streak of bevving with the boys.
Wow you’re deutsch asf.

by Cactus657 March 14, 2023

Deutsch-bag

(n): German douche-bag. Not to be confused with the french version douche-baguette.

Hey, Deiter, stop being a Deutsch-Bag.

by djjeremiahj April 12, 2011