Diphallic

Diphallic means to have two cocks to jack off.

I heard about this dude who was Diphallic -- I bet he jacks off constantly!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

diphallic terata

The condition of having two penises.

"Diphallic terata gives the phallic warrior his super abilities -- mostly, but not limited to multiple strikes in the same melee round, and who can forget his take down maneuver: The double whapper with a stick of death... two sticks of death"

"If you don't think diphallic terata is a medical condition, google images for it"

by protocoldroid April 26, 2005

Diphallia

A condition where an infant is born with two penises. An estimated 1 in 5,000,000 US babies are born with this defect.

Pseudodiphallia is when the penis splits in two.

8===D
8===D <--- What Diphallia looks like.

by rifter February 21, 2005

biphallic

A male containing two cocks.

Man, John is so lucky. He is biphallic!

by biphallic September 1, 2005

diphalic

A guy with 2 penis'

Last night I fucked 2 girls at once because I am diphalic.

by Dennis Keesee December 18, 2002

diphallus

The medical condition in which a male is born with two penises. As frekin amazing as this sounds, neither are usually fully functional so it doesn't mean twice the fun. Sorry porn stars.

Fabio suffered from diphallus and his sex life was extremely difficult.

by Vorcazm August 3, 2016

iPhallic

Someone that is on Steve Jobs' tip so hard that they can't wait for the next round of iCrap to hit the market.

TP: Dude, the iTouch is awesome!

JB: shut up, you're so iPhallic...

TP: stfu...

by JayBeeNize August 3, 2008