iPhallic 

Someone that is on Steve Jobs' tip so hard that they can't wait for the next round of iCrap to hit the market.

TP: Dude, the iTouch is awesome!

JB: shut up, you're so iPhallic...

TP: stfu...

iPhallic by JayBeeNize August 3, 2008

inphallicable 

Unlikely or impossible to be penised.

'Jerry was in prison for several years, but was never raped because he is so inphallicable.'

inphallicable by Mikey to the S April 12, 2008