iPhallic Share definition Flag Someone that is on Steve Jobs' tip so hard that they can't wait for the next round of iCrap to hit the market. TP: Dude, the iTouch is awesome! JB: shut up, you're so iPhallic... TP: stfu... iPhallic by JayBeeNize August 3, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the iPhallic mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch