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Dingle Beardy 

When you shit on someone's face and rub your hairy ass in it. Then some of your Dingle Berries get stuck on their face.

It is better if you had tacos the day before.
Dude 1: You won't believe what my girl let me do last night.
Dude 2: What was is bro?
Dude 1: I gave her a hardcore DINGLE BEARDY!
Dude 2: Wow man, you are fucked, but she sounds awesome! Let me in on that skank!
Dude 1: Fa sho Brosef
Dingle Beardy by thebrosef4life August 8, 2011

Dinkleberg 

Dinkleberg is Dad's neighbour in The Fairly Odd Parents who he blames for most of his problems.

Dad often says, "Dinkleberg..." in a low voice.
House burned down?

Dinkleberg...

Can't find your socks?

Dinkleberg...
Dinkleberg by OhMyKittens March 29, 2012

Dinkleberg 

curse you dinkleberg!!!!!!!!
Dinkleberg by LGREEZZY March 26, 2017

dinkleberg 

A scapegoat to all your problems in the form of a neighbor that's better than you in every way
My Netflix account is not working... DINKLEBERG!
dinkleberg by COMISHTHEMEME September 2, 2017

Dinkleberg 

Dinkleberg is a communist piece of shit that is responsible for every problem that has ever occurred in anyone's lives.
Aw shit I think I just ran over the neighbors dog... fucking Dinkleberg
Dinkleberg by IG: dinosaurherpes August 28, 2018

Dinkleberg 

Sly bastard that always causes trouble.
Did you that Dinkleberg he is one rich son a bitch.
Dinkleberg by Hairlickers2002 January 7, 2017
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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