Dinkle Bear Share definition Flag A guy that acts girly enough to be a homosexual but is surprisingly straight. I thought Jerry was a homosexual because he wears big hoop ear rings, but it turns out that he is just a Dinkle Bear. Dinkle Bear by MuffinMcPuffin April 14, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Dinkle Bear mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch