An infestation of dingleberries in one's anus, generally caused by an overly sweaty ass crack, or from taking a shit right after a shower while ones ass is still wet. The toilet paper disintegrates into many pieces, becoming entangled in ass hairs, resulting in a Dingleberry Fiesta. Most often caused by super soft or thin toilet paper.
"Its so hot out, I can feel the sweat running down my back, taking a shit now is bound to cause a dingleberry fiesta."
When a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. As the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the O-ring swells up like a female baboon.
The record for the largest dingleberry el grande measured 7 1/2 in in diameter
When you masturbate in the shower an the cum gets stuck to your pubes and gells up, so its like impossible to get it out, so it just hangs there for a while
"I jacked off in the shower an couldnt get those Cum DingleBerries off my pubes for a week"