An infestation of dingleberries in one's anus, generally caused by an overly sweaty ass crack, or from taking a shit right after a shower while ones ass is still wet. The toilet paper disintegrates into many pieces, becoming entangled in ass hairs, resulting in a Dingleberry Fiesta. Most often caused by super soft or thin toilet paper.
When a fourth generation dingleberry matures to the size of a walnut and other hairs are conjoined into the over-sized dingleberry forming a gate of excruciating pain. As the dingleberry expands and pulls the hair, the O-ring swells up like a female baboon.
When you masturbatein the shower an the cum gets stuck to your pubes and gells up, so its like impossible to get it out, so it just hangs there for a while