Dinglitus 

When the crap that sticks to ass hair grows funguses

Connor had a severe case of dinglitus and grew a fung-ass

Dinglitus by motorpegasus June 29, 2022

Dongulitus 

The unfortunate syndrome of looking, acting, or resembling a dong.

Hey dude, can I borrow those dongulitus creams when you're done with them?

That motherfucker has one bad case of dongulitus.

Dongulitus by Quadra-Dong November 22, 2010

Non-digitus extractus 

Latin
Failure to pull your finger out.

I acknowledge that it's taking longer than you expected but the powers-that-be have been struck down by a rare case of Non-digitus extractus.

Non-digitus extractus by Piemanius March 7, 2009

Danglitis 

Danglitis - a slightly contagious disease in which one cannot stop dangling.

Nobody in the NHL can stop Pavel Datsyuk's danglitis

Danglitis by Bousquet Hockey February 11, 2009

Dinglepuss 

1. Foolish or silly person, who does not think about the consequences of their actions prior to doing something that may be harmful to themselves or others.

2. To make thoughtless statements that can be interpreted as annoying or irritating to others.

1. I fell off the chair I was using to clean the refrigerator. You Dinglepuss! Why didn't you just use a ladder?

2. Did you hear what she said? That Dinglepuss comment is going to piss mommy off. Now we will never get to go to the party!

Dinglepuss by Tdbleday February 4, 2010

dingleturd 

When you takin a poop an it gets stuck in your butt-crack hair EEEW

i thought all the poo was out but i had a dingleturd stuck in my crack!!

dingleturd by Veeks August 3, 2007

dingletuft 

A patch of hair in the crevice of the gluteus maximus.

Some wigga mooned me and he had shit caked in his dingletuft.

dingletuft by 50 cent crack dealer August 7, 2003