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Dongulitus

The unfortunate syndrome of looking, acting, or resembling a dong.

Hey dude, can I borrow those dongulitus creams when you're done with them?

That motherfucker has one bad case of dongulitus.

Dongulitus by Quadra-Dong November 22, 2010

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Cousin to the syndrome known as Dongulitus. Schlongulitus is characterized by the subject's resemblance of a schlong.

Did you see that shirt Brooks was wearing? You would think he had schlongulitus.

I really hope they don't have schlongulitus.

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