Dingleitis

Dingleitis is a rare and mysterious condition characterized by intermittent tingling sensations, mild confusion, dingling around, and an uncontrollable urge to deny the disease.

It spread mysteriously after a man from the subcontinent had been in contact with Patient 0 (Quandale James Dingle)

It's symptoms are as follows :
-Persistent “dingle” sensation. This is the main thing, you can understand it when you see someone suffering from it.
-Uncontrollable laughing
-Denying/joking about its existence

Causes:
Researchers speculate Dingleitis may be linked to overexposure to repetitive dingleing & being in physical contact with others with dingleitis.

Diagnosis:
-No formal diagnosis, only doctors can sense it in individuals

Treatment:
-No vaccines are possible
-0% rates of getting rid of Dingleitis.

Can't stop laughing recently
"Bro I think you caught Dingleitis"
That's not a real thing

Dingleitis by userontherun April 23, 2026

Danglitis 

Danglitis - a slightly contagious disease in which one cannot stop dangling.

Nobody in the NHL can stop Pavel Datsyuk's danglitis

Danglitis by Bousquet Hockey February 11, 2009

dangleitis 

In hockey the term dangling is used to describe, crazy, or insane move, someone wtih dangleitis then is someone who uncontrolably can dangle.

There is no known cure.

Person A: " Did you see the moves Crosby put on last night in the shoot out? "
Person B: " Yeah, that kid has a serious case of dangleitis."

dangleitis by Nytoxic December 7, 2005

dangleitis 

A rare sickness of the hands, seen on an ice rink if seen at all. Symptoms include toe drags, triple dekes, sauce, the dirty pavel. Can be cured by using a wooden stick, using a brutal knob, or wearing a bauer cage.

Broadie #1: Did you see the move freaky Sully pulled last night on that Needham bender last night.
Broadie #2: Yeah looked like a pretty wicked case of dangleitis.
Broadie #1: That kid has immaculate flow.

dangleitis by Rocko Lumber January 23, 2008

dingleheist 

The theft of dingleberries, to steal ones butt nuggets.

Dude, I took a dump earlier and wasn't sure the tp we had would work. Boy was I wrong, it was a complete dingleheist. It robbed my ass of its nuggets.

dingleheist by jackjester666 October 15, 2013

Dinglitus 

When the crap that sticks to ass hair grows funguses

Connor had a severe case of dinglitus and grew a fung-ass

Dinglitus by motorpegasus June 29, 2022

Danglitis 

to dangle in excess to where it becomes habit, in hockey to dangle is where you deke through all the players and score the puck.

Alexander Ovechkin has danglitis every time he gets the puck

Danglitis by Tresmayo March 16, 2009