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dinglepiper

A strange anonymous mythical object that can be used for any number of things.
"They stole my dinglepiper!"

Dinglequeef 

When a woman with a furburger queefs and emits a splattery fart at the same time, resulting in shit sticking to the monstrosity of bushy anal hairs. Can also be used as an insult.
"Man, Susan just had a horrible dinglequeef. What the fuck?"

"Sam, you are such a dinglequeef!"
Dinglequeef by Rubus Furbush October 8, 2014

Donglepuss 

Pronounced: don-gull-puss

Originally of Germanic origin, donglepuss was brought into popularity by chemistry students at UNC Chapel Hill for a generic word of “something dirty”. This word is also a substitute for anything in conversation, especially when attempting extreme perverted ambiguity. Additionally it is characterized under a sub-set of words, which are particularly addictive to say. (IE dinglepuss, close relative to the donglepuss, just smaller)

"Ow you ass hat, you kicked me in the donglepuss"

"Hello there young lady, would like you like me to pet your donglepuss"

"Dude did you see that guys donglepuss"

"Pass me the donglepuss"

Dinglemummy 

This is developed when a piece of toilet paper clings to a dingleberry. Also referred to as King Tut butt.
I told you to buy the good toilet paper, this cheap toilet paper is going to give me a dinglemummy.
Dinglemummy by dinglemummy January 16, 2011
Nickname for Santa Claus originating in the farmlands of South Jersey.
Ol' Dinglebum is coming down the chimney tonight!
Dinglebum by bmjr91 November 30, 2010

dinglenut 

an adjective used to describe a peron whose actions are silly, this term is in no way to be used as an insult, but in the spirit of playfulness. (not to be confused with the UD definition of dinglenuts.)
He is so silly! What a dinglenut!
dinglenut by ljs77 May 10, 2011