dingletuft

A patch of hair in the crevice of the gluteus maximus.

Some wigga mooned me and he had shit caked in his dingletuft.

by 50 cent crack dealer August 7, 2003

dinglenut

an adjective used to describe a peron whose actions are silly, this term is in no way to be used as an insult, but in the spirit of playfulness. (not to be confused with the UD definition of dinglenuts.)

He is so silly! What a dinglenut!

by ljs77 May 10, 2011

Quindarious Dinglenut

A male consisting of goofy proportions; they usually make loud, obnoxious and unnecessary sounds, though sometimes they're funny. They pull a massive mount of bitches, unlike you. They know many odd facts and are pretty school smart, though they aren't very good at socializing with others. You could also describe a person with tourettes as a, "Quindarious Dinglenut"; seeing as they often make goofy sounds. When describing a female as a Quindarious Dinglenut, you would call them a, Quingadingaling Dingolorgs; though I bet that the only women you will ever find is on Fortnite, and even then, they are a 500 pound black man in a white van with too much candy to count. You can find a Quindarious Dinglenut in a middle school, though they are more commonly found in High schools and colleges. When two Quindarious Dinglenut's encounter one another, they usually have a battle of the Quind's. Where they lay on their stomache's, pull out their pocket knife's, and try to shank the other; the winner is the Quindarious Dinglenut that isn't bleeding on the floor. They usually make very rude and derogatory jokes, though they don't ever mean it, genuinely. Many people hate them, and even though they have a lovable exterior, they are usually dying on the inside.

There is no context; stop readeing this and go get some bitches, this is why your dad left. You Quindarious Dinglenut.

by SugomaBofaDeez November 15, 2022

dingletwat

When an unshaven whore who has taken a load inside her proceeds to not shower or clean herself after, leaving the cum to crust within her pubes. Thus over time tangling into a dingletwat.

While exploring the many seen land of that one open legged hoes vag, i ran unexpectedly into a nasty crust wad of jizz in her pubes. That dingletwat was huge and haunts me for the rest of my life.

by thirtyone4life May 10, 2011

dinglesoft

(coined by Antenna Wilde)

1) noun. A man who never gets laid because he's on the computer all the time.
2) noun. A software company run by dorks, ie: whale dicks, but soft whale dicks.
3) noun. A man who is a bore, a drag to be around.
4) noun. A soft whale dick.
5) noun. A man who can't get an erection. An impotent man.

George: We'll be late for the party.
Dweeb: But I have to finish configuring these equations.
George: Quick being such a dinglesoft and come on already!

by Antenna Wilde March 31, 2008

dingleturd

When you takin a poop an it gets stuck in your butt-crack hair EEEW

i thought all the poo was out but i had a dingleturd stuck in my crack!!

by Veeks August 3, 2007

Henry Bartholemew Dinglenut

Quandale Dingle's cousin, known for being a domestic terrorist

My cousin, Henry Bartholemew Dinglenut

by ticklemytip1234 August 18, 2022