Digner 

Dinner?? Nahhh, Digner

Yo man, Want digner?

Digner by tokityy July 16, 2021

ham dinner

A rim job thru a pineapple slice.

Your mother squealed like a piggy when I was giving her a ham dinner.

ham dinner by tenesmus October 11, 2014

TV Dinner Date 

A male or female that is sexually Bland, Uninspiring, Repetitive, Cheap, Lazy, and of course Easy.....Resembling a TV Dinner.

You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.

(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy

On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl

The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.

1. How are things going with that Slut 4 you, the one that didn't wear panties on the 1st date? (Response): Oh she has turned out to be about as exciting as a TV Dinner Date

2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.

TV Dinner Date by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019

Numb Digger 

A digger/miner who suffers from congenital insensitivity to pain (CIP) CIP is a rare disorder, first described in 1932 by Dearborn as Congenital pure analgesia. Dumb. nigge- I mean Numb Diggers are prone to Ligma, which is a deadly type of strand of Sugma.

Man, I punched him real hard. He must be a numb digger! Or just a dumb nigger...

Numb Digger by Fart Fella May 6, 2021

Gold Digger

Someone who only likes people because of how much money they have, or because of the items they own.

Guy: Wanna go out?
Girl: No
Guy: Okay then *Gets into Lamborghini*
Girl: *Notices Lamborghini* I take that back. I will go out with you.
Guy: What a gold digger.

Gold Digger by paradisedallas June 22, 2014

Digger Phelps 

An expression of displeasure or annoyance that something has gone horribly. This is based on the idea that Digger Phelps not only is a complete tool of a man, but when it comes to basketball, couldn't analyze his way out of a damp sheep.

The word 'Digger' is completely interchangeable with the word 'Fuck'. In times of over the top levels of failure, Digger Fucking Phelps may be used, abbreviated as DFP for texting.

This is the exact opposite of Jay Bilas

Guess what honey, you get to take me and my girlfriends shopping at the outlet stores this weekend!!!
<muttered> Digger!

Dad, I'm really sorry I got chocolate on your Peyton Manning jersey. It's OK though, cause it doesn't fit anymore...right?
Digger Phelps!

Dude, remember that time we had all the guys from the team over for that party and your mom was home? Yeah, we all banged her.
<shouted> Digger Fucking Phelps!

Digger Phelps by CCBM ryoder April 16, 2013

default dinner

The what to eat decision made for evening meal, usually when out of food.

Damn, the folks are coming over...mac n cheese default dinner? Maybe with hot dog chunks?

Nothing to eat kids. Can smell Jim's grill, though. Sneak over for default dinner.

default dinner by msdee January 5, 2017