Diener 

The German word for "Servant of Death" or "Servant of the Necromancer." The Diener family in Germany used to be a group of morticians.

Older: "I'll have her body cared for by the Dieners."

Newer: "Diener? Like dinner, or diner?"

Diener by Thomas Mifflin May 26, 2016

Diener 

A diener is an autopsy tech. The word comes from the German “Leichendiener,” or “corpse-servant.” A good diener is worth his or her weight in gold, according to my father, a pathologist.

My father, who was a pathologist, was appalled when his diener bought a motorcycle; they’d both seen too many motorcyclists on the autopsy table.

Diener by IrishUndaground June 8, 2021

Diener 

A butch looking woman who closely resembles the Burger King.

Did you see that woman, she sure did look like a diener.

Diener by tpain August 19, 2007

ava diener 

ava diener is a absolute wild card. she is a funky, funky gal. her hair curls like the waves of the astronauts in the deep. she is so lesbian. mama mama she loves women. don’t talk bad she’ll fart all over you. and she won’t regret it! ava diener is so fine i want to call her mine. this queen is a kick in the chops!

girl 1: wow! whos that?
girl 2: that’s ava diener she’s so hot!

ava diener by lesbian minion little twink May 27, 2021

Spank the Deener 

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.

Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener

Spank the Deener by Foxdvd March 21, 2015

ham dinner

A rim job thru a pineapple slice.

Your mother squealed like a piggy when I was giving her a ham dinner.

ham dinner by tenesmus October 11, 2014

TV Dinner Date 

A male or female that is sexually Bland, Uninspiring, Repetitive, Cheap, Lazy, and of course Easy.....Resembling a TV Dinner.

You know you will be gettin one of their 3 Positions/Flavors.

(Salisbury Steak, Fried Chicken, turkey w/gravy)
Missionary, Cowgirl, Doggy

On a good night you might get dessert too.
(Cranberry crumble, or Brownie)
Reverse Cowgirl

The sex is cheap, easy to obtain, lazy in preparation, does not taste very good, and is not satisfying at all. It leaves you a Hungry Man or woman for more.

1. How are things going with that Slut 4 you, the one that didn't wear panties on the 1st date? (Response): Oh she has turned out to be about as exciting as a TV Dinner Date

2. A TV Dinner Date is such easy clean up......you get what little you can out of it, and then you just throw it away till the next one.

TV Dinner Date by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 13, 2019